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so anything and anybody to do with Nursing

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Oh look another pun game!

I better do you guys a good (national health) service by producing some pretty good puns!

But please be patient with me or I may just cause an accident.
I’m beginning to questions whether or not I need to be check out for pure pun-ness or if IV’e got away with being puny for far too long.

You better not fob (watchh) me off whilst I’m in a punning process through, or I may have to insist that you have an overnight stay and I carefully observe you.
It could be vital!

Adios!
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The lion, the Witch and the triple bypass surgery.
Dwight hand-sanitizenhower


(I shall be destroyed by medical types for the former one).
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(Original post by ClaudiaVan)
Oh look another pun game!

I better do you guys a good (national health) service by producing some pretty good puns!

But please be patient with me or I may just cause an accident.
I’m beginning to questions whether or not I need to be check out for pure pun-ness or if IV’e got away with being puny for far too long.

You better not fob (watchh) me off whilst I’m in a punning process through, or I may have to insist that you have an overnight stay and I carefully observe you.
It could be vital!

Adios!
:ahee: splendid punnage M'lady !! :hat2:

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Welcome to the Intensive Punnage Unit my friend

We have tested your pun for proof of concept and are delighted to pass it with flying colors :congrats:

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The lion, the Witch and the triple bypass surgery.
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(I shall be destroyed by medical types for the former one).
WOULD THE RESUSC TEAM REPORT TO PUNNAGE IMMEDIATELY


IMMEDIATE RESPONSE TO PUN FAILURE



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The lion, the Witch and the triple bypass surgery.
The Lion, The Witch and the Ward Round?
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It Doesn't Matron Anymore - Beddy Holly

Apply Some Pressure Bandages - Maximo Park

Don't ECG Me This Way - The Communards

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The Lion, The Witch and the Ward Round?
I knew there was something better in that one. I'm kicking myself as I type.
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:ahee: a vast improvement :congrats:
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It Doesn't Matron Anymore - Beddy Holly

Apply Some Pressure Bandages - Maximo Park

Don't ECG Me This Way - The Communards

Rita, Sue and Obs Too
:yay:these are very healthy puns Sister :congrats:

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Se recuerda a las damas
que el flamenco y la tarantela
están prohibidos en los vestuarios.
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de twerking suave con la aprobación del gerente.

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The Man in the Health Castle
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:awesome: a good solid specimen I de L :congrats:

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