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Make it More Spread-ey !!

anything you spread before eating...

Bring Me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia

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I can-Nutella believe this pun place!
You either love me or you hate me like marmite.

Just afew puns today here from me lol!
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Original post by ClaudiaVan
I can-Nutella believe this pun place!
You either love me or you hate me like marmite.

Just afew puns today here from me lol!

you are spreading yourself thinly tonight Claudia :redface:

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Margarine - Heart
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Original post by RogerOxon
Margarine - Heart

is it this ?




:holmes:
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Goodbye Picalilli Farewell Leicester Cheese...
The fault in our jars
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Original post by CoolCavy
The fault in our jars

:rofl: i'm lovin' it :rave:

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Ah! vous dirai-je, Bonne Maman

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Gentlemen Prefer Relish

and

The League of Gentleman’s Relish starring our beloved Home Secretary, Patum Peperium

From the Winter Gardens, Morecambe, Ray Reardon and Alex Higgins in Pot Shrimp

A movie about over-indulgence in Ardennes Pate:-

The Battle of the Bulge

I Saw Three Shippams

Dressed to Crab
Marmitey Aphrodite
The Puppetry of the Peanut Butter

Live and Lotus Die :007:

Primula Hill

The Philadelphia Light Story
Original post by nulli tertius
I Saw Three Shippams

This made me simultaneously laugh and shudder at the memory of fish paste sandwiches...
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Original post by Sinnoh
Ah! vous dirai-je, Bonne Maman

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:rofl: i'm lovin' it :h:

this melody is easy to jam to :teehee:



this is one of the rare single puns which are awarded a medaille:

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Il est rappelé aux messieurs
que le jeu de fléchettes
est interdit dans les vestiaires.

Sous-directeur adjoint adjoint
Reply 15
Original post by nulli tertius
Gentlemen Prefer Relish

and

The League of Gentleman’s Relish starring our beloved Home Secretary, Patum Peperium

From the Winter Gardens, Morecambe, Ray Reardon and Alex Higgins in Pot Shrimp

A movie about over-indulgence in Ardennes Pate:-

The Battle of the Bulge

I Saw Three Shippams

Dressed to Crab

:yay: thank you for staying up late to post these excellent puns Sire !! :adore:

Please accept this fine American Medal:

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yee haw

:whip:
Reply 16
Original post by Joinedup
Marmitey Aphrodite

:woo: people will either love this pun or hate it. i'm lovin' it :h:

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Reply 17
Original post by FV75
The Puppetry of the Peanut Butter

Live and Lotus Die :007:

Primula Hill

The Philadelphia Light Story


:rave: very adroit punnage Ma'am :h:

the first one is a bit of a stretch :rofl:

Please accept this charming American Medal:

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hot digetty etc etc
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The Man With The Golden Syrup

:007:
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From Russia With Clover

:007:

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