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anything you spread before eating...

Bring Me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia

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AG enjoyed peanut butter at his spread in Mexico


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I can-Nutella believe this pun place!
You either love me or you hate me like marmite.

Just afew puns today here from me lol!
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I can-Nutella believe this pun place!
You either love me or you hate me like marmite.

Just afew puns today here from me lol!
you are spreading yourself thinly tonight Claudia

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Margarine - Heart
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It's my Pâté and i'll Cry if i Want to

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Margarine - Heart
is it this ?




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Goodbye Picalilli Farewell Leicester Cheese...
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The fault in our jars
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The fault in our jars
:rofl: i'm lovin' it :rave:

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Ah! vous dirai-je, Bonne Maman

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Ah! vous dirai-je, maman is the name of the melody that appears in Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, the alphabet song, and Ba Ba Black Sheep most notably. It is a French nursery rhyme originally.
except here the original lyrics instead go
Moi je dis que la confiture
valent mieuz que la raison
ignore the lack of rhyming
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Gentlemen Prefer Relish

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The League of Gentleman’s Relish starring our beloved Home Secretary, Patum Peperium

From the Winter Gardens, Morecambe, Ray Reardon and Alex Higgins in Pot Shrimp

A movie about over-indulgence in Ardennes Pate:-

The Battle of the Bulge

I Saw Three Shippams

Dressed to Crab
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The Puppetry of the Peanut Butter

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Primula Hill

The Philadelphia Light Story
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I Saw Three Shippams
This made me simultaneously laugh and shudder at the memory of fish paste sandwiches...
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Ah! vous dirai-je, Bonne Maman

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Ah! vous dirai-je, maman is the name of the melody that appears in Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, the alphabet song, and Ba Ba Black Sheep most notably. It is a French nursery rhyme originally.
except here the original lyrics instead go
Moi je dis que la confiture
valent mieuz que la raison
ignore the lack of rhyming
:rofl: i'm lovin' it

this melody is easy to jam to :teehee:

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Il est rappelé aux messieurs
que le jeu de fléchettes
est interdit dans les vestiaires.

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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Gentlemen Prefer Relish

and

The League of Gentleman’s Relish starring our beloved Home Secretary, Patum Peperium

From the Winter Gardens, Morecambe, Ray Reardon and Alex Higgins in Pot Shrimp

A movie about over-indulgence in Ardennes Pate:-

The Battle of the Bulge

I Saw Three Shippams

Dressed to Crab
:yay: thank you for staying up late to post these excellent puns Sire !! :adore:

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yee haw

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Marmitey Aphrodite
:woo: people will either love this pun or hate it. i'm lovin' it

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The Puppetry of the Peanut Butter

Live and Lotus Die :007:

Primula Hill

The Philadelphia Light Story
:rave: very adroit punnage Ma'am

the first one is a bit of a stretch :rofl:

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hot digetty etc etc
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The Man With The Golden Syrup

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From Russia With Clover

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