should i buy a fleshlight to accompany my needs

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beating the meat is not cutting it anymore, I have to try really hard to coom nowadays and all I can dream about is being with a real women, I moved to uni expecting clubbing and lots of socialising but since none of that is happening this year do you think a fleshlight is a good purchas for a first year uni student? I would get a girlfriend if I could but it is near impossible without socialising and them being drunk
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did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?
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beating the meat is not cutting it anymore, I have to try really hard to coom nowadays and all I can dream about is being with a real women, I moved to uni expecting clubbing and lots of socialising but since none of that is happening this year do you think a fleshlight is a good purchas for a first year uni student? I would get a girlfriend if I could but it is near impossible without socialising and them being drunk
Oh man I feel like only the creepiest people use those
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did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?
for me yes due to not being white and above average looking
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Oh man I feel like only the creepiest people use those
But it's no different to a woman using a sex toy and most people don't have a problem with that?
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did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?
I know who this is (OP). Better off leaving this guy to his self induced victimhood.
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I know who this is (OP). Better off leaving this guy to his self induced victimhood.
buddy you browse these forums religously dont you have anything better to do like talk to your 5 girlfriends who are with you for your personality and nothing else?
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But it's no different to a woman using a sex toy and most people don't have a problem with that?
It’s a vagina on a stick tho
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beating the meat is not cutting it anymore, I have to try really hard to coom nowadays and all I can dream about is being with a real women, I moved to uni expecting clubbing and lots of socialising but since none of that is happening this year do you think a fleshlight is a good purchas for a first year uni student? I would get a girlfriend if I could but it is near impossible without socialising and them being drunk
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did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?
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It’s a vagina on a stick tho
and a dildo is a fake penis...
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I mean, go ahead man. I'm not gonna demonise your for it, it's a whole industry for men - nothing women don't do with dildos, perfectly healthy. Just make sure you space it out, if normal masturbation isn't working anymore then that could be an alarm bell for something like death grip syndrome or similar.
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I mean, go ahead man. I'm not gonna demonise your for it, it's a whole industry for men - nothing women don't do with dildos, perfectly healthy. Just make sure you space it out, if normal masturbation isn't working anymore then that could be an alarm bell for something like death grip syndrome or similar.
I have heard of this syndrome, I dont believe it to be the case here since I can still ejucalate everytime I do it, I just remember my first time and having the best orgasm compared to now where I basically do it just as an activity when im bored
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I mean, go ahead man. I'm not gonna demonise your for it, it's a whole industry for men - nothing women don't do with dildos, perfectly healthy. Just make sure you space it out, if normal masturbation isn't working anymore then that could be an alarm bell for something like death grip syndrome or similar.
Sounds like OP needs to take a break tbh
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I have heard of this syndrome, I dont believe it to be the case here since I can still ejucalate everytime I do it, I just remember my first time and having the best orgasm compared to now where I basically do it just as an activity when im bored
ah, that's good then. Yeah I suppose it will get less and less exiting. A break still could help, but so could a fleshlight, so you do you man. Have fun.
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Try doing dirty stuff on FaceTime that is so good I promise u, it’s 100x better than Porn or just go out and meet new people but if u want a flashlight go ahead.
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Try doing dirty stuff on FaceTime that is so good I promise u, it’s 100x better than Porn or just go out and meet new people but if u want a flashlight go ahead.
I mean fleshlight ***
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I thought most of the unis were drinking and partying anyway...what uni are you talking about??
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I thought most of the unis were drinking and partying anyway...what uni are you talking about??
Ummm which unis?! It’s pretty dead even in London tbh
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Do it but don’t ask or tell anyone. Girls using toys is far cooler since everyone knows they could get sex if they wanted. Plus it is a ridiculous looking item and disgustingly messy.
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did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?
Yes, he did.. which leads to..
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Oh man I feel like only the creepiest people use those
Someone needs to tell those girls to watch themselves around him.
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