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Do you have that one joke which is hilarious but you can't say it in case people take offense?

Post your jokes below, I will be picking a winner or if I find mine the funniest after I've read them all I will choose myself.

Mine is, did you hear what happened to the hairdresser with cancer?
She dyed. lool.

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Why did the man run back into the burning house? Because he left his **** inside!
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(Original post by Ross5723)
Do you have that one joke which is hilarious but you can't say it in case people take offense?

Post your jokes below, I will be picking a winner or if I find mine the funniest after I've read them all I will choose myself.

Mine is, did you hear what happened to the hairdresser with cancer?
She dyed. lool.

What's yours?
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Inb4 "my life".
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Why do people keep banging on that their S/O is their "partner in crime"
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Like we get it bro, shes underaged
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A man walks into a bar and sees a tremendously short person playing the piano. He asks the barkeeper where he found the player and the barman says that he has a genie who grants him wishes. The man asks why he chose to have the piano player and the barman replies 'do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?'.
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(Original post by LovelyMrFox)
Inb4 "my life".
WHY ARE YOU HERE?


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I would tell but I'm not risking my tsr account for it :awesome: :giggle: :nah:
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I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
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