Petting a stray cat?Watch
And OP, don't worry, you'll be fine.
I pet a stray cat earlier on. I watched my hands thoroughly and used hand sanitizer afterwards, but is there still a risk I can get a disease or something? What should I do?
Yep. Feline Aids. I made sure to make it bold the second time to emphasize just how awful your situation is.
Your immune system will vanish, your cats will all catch this dreadful condition from you, and your future wife will shudder with fear when you ask to not use a rubber. Why you ask? Because of the FELINE AIDS!
***in no way am I making a joke about Feline Aids not being serious. It's a serious condition and pretty awful for pets, and all cats should be vaccinated for FIV wherever possible, strays included. I just thought it would be fun to scare the OP with the thought of them having caught FELINE AIDSSSSS