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Tell us your best jokes
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So first one is ..... there's this guy who takes a hooker out on a date to a restaurant he gave her his peas she gave him herpes hahaha
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Inb4 "my life"
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What do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist.
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What do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist.
I am convinced this is the only joke you know at this point :rofl:
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My self love 😗✌🏻
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I am convinced this is the only joke you know at this point :rofl:
I know loads :bawling:
Why do anti-vaxxers not like vaccine jokes?
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Because they dont get them :teehee:
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(Original post by Hellohsjakodsmka)
I know loads :bawling:
Why do anti-vaxxers not like vaccine jokes?
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Because they dont get them :teehee:
I once entered a blind-folded w**king competition I know I lost but don't know where I came hahah x
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I'm reading a thesaurus at the moment, it's nothing to write house about
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Your life :teehee:
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What do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist.
Oh that was goooodd
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Your life :teehee:
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*Real story*
At school today I was cycling next to a friend and he said 'I cycle faster than the speed of sound' I said 'Pardon me?'. :rofl:
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Just me?
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Guy walks into a library

Guy: 'have you got any books on turtles?'
Librarian: 'hard back?'
Guy: 'ye with little heads'
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I am convinced this is the only joke you know at this point :rofl:
Who gave that a rep 😠😮
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Who gave that a rep 😠😮
I had to check as I give out such industrial quantities of rep but 'twas I.
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Okay here’s my joke: what time should you book a dentist appointment?

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Tooth:hurty PM :ahee:
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I made it 2 reps

Okay here’s my joke: what time should you book a dentist appointment?

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Tooth:hurty pm :ahee:
Why in the afternoon?
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It should be PM as it's an acronym (or initialism) of Post Meridiem.
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Why in the afternoon?
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It should be PM as it's an acronym (or initialism) of Post Meridiem.
Because I don’t think any dentist will accept a patient with open arms at 2:30 AM :lol:
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