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Do the splits while wearing a mermaid tail outside Tesco's.
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The same way you'll get any other girl...???
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Do the splits while wearing a mermaid tail outside Tesco's.
OP don't do this, it doesn't work and now I am banned from Tesco nationally.
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Spin around in circles and dab at them. They’ll fall right in love.
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Buy some female clothes and white paint. Wear the clothes and paint your face white. For bonus points wear a wig and makeup as well.
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OP don't do this, it doesn't work and now I am banned from Tesco nationally.
But i've done it - so you're just being lazy :cry:
Oh well, you can always disguise as a banana.
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Buy one from Asda.
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Spin around in circles and dab at them. They’ll fall right in love.
No, that's so 2018 :biggrin:
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No, that's so 2018 :biggrin:
Bringing it back babyyyyyyy
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But i've done it - so you're just being lazy :cry:
Oh well, you can always disguise as a banana.
Sure you're not tricking me to use this emoji? :banana:

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Buy one from Asda.
I got mine froom Waitrose... she has a posh accent
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Use a bucket of white paint.
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Sure you're not tricking me to use this emoji? :banana:
Oh i remember that :lol:
No, i'm being serious - try harder next time :hand:

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Tell them you like pumpkin spice latte.
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Wear a mask
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(Original post by ecolier)
Sure you're not tricking me to use this emoji? :banana:



I got mine froom Waitrose... she has a posh accent
Well I heard the ones from Whole Foods have American accents :teehee:
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500g lamb mince
1 tsp ground cumin
2 tsp ground coriander
2 fat garlic cloves, crushed
1 tbsp chopped mint
oil for brushing
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lmao, op really thought they could come on HERE and get serious answers :laugh:
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try south london bro, white girls talk like theyre jamaican anyway
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Well I heard the ones from Whole Foods have American accents :teehee:
I wonder where you heard that from?

The ones from Iceland definitely have Icelandic accents though.
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