Make it More Garden Centre-ey !!

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so as we enter adulthood we spend more time at garden centres... let's celebrate these special establishments through the medium of well aerated but slightly acidic punnage :teehee:

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here is a bag of fibrous vegetable matter i made earlier


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Chessington Garden Centre is brilliant for plants.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_centre

https://www.thorngrovegardencentre.c...ct-price-list/

https://www.heathhallgardencentre.co.uk/_product-prices
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(Original post by tinygirl96)
Chessington Garden Centre is brilliant for plants.
:woo: could you make a pun for us about it ?

https://www.chessingtongardencentre....ur-garden.html
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LOTR return of the triffids (i count these as plants)
HP and the Goblet of compost
Locked stocked and two smoking afghan poppy fields (not garden centery per-se but i stand by it )
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Battle of the bulb - a fight for daffodils.
Pansomime - a play in which the audience are rooted to their beds.
Edward buddleia - a composer of witty and plant based verse.

I might compost some more tomorrow.
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(Original post by the bear)
:woo: could you make a pun for us about it ?

https://www.chessingtongardencentre....ur-garden.html
not sure how to do that?
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(Original post by Napp)
LOTR return of the triffids (i count these as plants)
HP and the Goblet of compost
Locked stocked and two smoking afghan poppy fields (not garden centery per-se but i stand by it )
:ahee: dude the garden centres in New Zealand must be different from ours :eek:

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Heren, probeer de narcissen alsjeblieft niet te roken.
Aan het einde van gang 8 hebben we een goed gevuld cannabiscafé

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(Original post by Rufus the red)
Battle of the bulb - a fight for daffodils.
Pansomime - a play in which the audience are rooted to their beds.
Edward buddleia - a composer of witty and plant based verse.

I might compost some more tomorrow.
:groovy: thank you for this healthy tray of pun seedlings my friend :congrats:

please accept this tribute from the horticulturists of Holland:

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Heren, vergeet niet dat we alleen
klompen toelaten in het tuincentrum.
Je bent van harte welkom om bij de receptie
een paar te lenen van grote Anneke

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:groovy: thank you for this healthy tray of pun seedlings my friend :congrats:

please accept this tribute from the horticulturists of Holland:

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Heren, vergeet niet dat we alleen
klompen toelaten in het tuincentrum.
Je bent van harte welkom om bij de receptie
een paar te lenen van grote Anneke

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I shall plant it in my raised beds and pick its puns every summer.
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not sure how to do that?
so look on the chessington website for something we can use... how about twine ?

now think of maybe a book title / a song / a film which has a word similar to twine.... and replace the word with twine.
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I shall plant it in my raised beds and pick its puns every summer.
we look forward to many years of delicious puns
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Wake me up before you go-hoe
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we look forward to many years of delicious puns
I use naturally occurring 'political stupidity peat' as the soil and water them with a mix of 'outdated references' and 'convoluted thought processes' for the sweetest fruits.
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Wake me up before you go-hoe
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:rave: these made me chuckle... especially the second one :rofl:

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I use naturally occurring 'political stupidity peat' as the soil and water them with a mix of 'outdated references' and 'convoluted thought processes' for the sweetest fruits.
don't forget to cover them with a blanket of troll in the cold weather :yep:
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garden twine, the swine in the ass!
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Fog on the Tine

The Rake Process

The Trowels of Life

The Cane Mutiny

Harry Potting and the Shed of Secrets
:yay: welcome back to the Pun Centre Sire !!

a splendid trug load of puns

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Heren, vergeet niet dat,
hoewel we de consumptie van
rolmopharing in de kleedkamers toestaan,
we het gebruik van de gordijnen om uw handen af te vegen niet kunnen toestaan.

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