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:clap2:Spicy jokes-submit your funniest jokes that are clever witty dark....:giggle:

remember all jokes are allowed(even the unfunny ones)

-NO LAUGHING SOUND EFFECTS
-what did the cheetos restauraunt empoyee say to the man with a dog?
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we dont takis dogs sir
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Why do anti-vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
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Because they dont get them :mmm:
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Why was the anti-vaxxers baby crying?
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it was having a mid-life crisis 😬
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I am a proud anti-vaccine mother of 3.

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Second edit - one now :/
Third edit- never mind :"(
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(Original post by Hellohsjakodsmka)
Why was the anti-vaxxers baby crying?
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it was having a mid-life crisis 😬
why was the doctor aborting her husband
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cause he didnt call her baby
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(Original post by nikkiblonsky)
:clap2:Spicy jokes-submit your funniest jokes that are clever witty dark....:giggle:

remember all jokes are allowed(even the unfunny ones)

-NO LAUGHING SOUND EFFECTS
-what did the cheetos restauraunt empoyee say to the man with a dog?
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we dont takis dogs sir
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Moonlight rain
sunny.side.up
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Hellohsjakodsmka
M_Zara can you guys tag evrybody else thx
A guy took a hooker out to a fancy meal when they got there meal he give her his peas and she gave him herpes.
M_Zara and TSKR
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What do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist
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I'll be very interested to see how long this stays up for.
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(Original post by Hellohsjakodsmka)
What do you call a doctor that specialises in mens necks?
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a guy neck ologist
that's your only joke is it not.
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(Original post by nikkiblonsky)
:clap2:Spicy jokes-submit your funniest jokes that are clever witty dark....:giggle:

remember all jokes are allowed(even the unfunny ones)

-NO LAUGHING SOUND EFFECTS
-what did the cheetos restauraunt empoyee say to the man with a dog?
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we dont takis dogs sir
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Moonlight rain
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How could you forget me? :bawling:
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(Original post by jellybellyb)
How could you forget me? :bawling:
sorry sorry I didnt tag evryone cause I couldnt be asked
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(Original post by Lewis_Shefffield)
that's your only joke is it not.
If you read the thread properly, you'd realise that it wasn't the only joke I said 😄
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What is the best time to have a dentist appointment?

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Tooth:hurty pm
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Ugh I’m really bad at stand up comedy. My funniness is natural
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Ugh I’m really bad at stand up comedy. My funniness is natural
wheelchair users must feel so isolated
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A guy took a hooker out to a fancy meal when they got there meal he give her his peas and she gave him herpes.
M_Zara and TSKR
I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to get that.

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sorry sorry I didnt tag evryone cause I couldnt be asked
It's arsed, idiot. :slap:
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Oh God this will be interesting....
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(Original post by nikkiblonsky)
:clap2:Spicy jokes-submit your funniest jokes that are clever witty dark....:giggle:

remember all jokes are allowed(even the unfunny ones)

-NO LAUGHING SOUND EFFECTS
-what did the cheetos restauraunt empoyee say to the man with a dog?
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we dont takis dogs sir
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Moonlight rain
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Hellohsjakodsmka
M_Zara can you guys tag evrybody else thx
Ready for a dark one
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"I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
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Oh God this will be interesting....
yes
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(Original post by nikkiblonsky)
yes
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very....
But then again most of your threads are boring so let's see :yawn:
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