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as said above ........
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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3/10 This guy took a hooker to a restaurant after they got their meal he gave her his peas she gave him herpes hahah
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3/10 This guy took a hooker to a restaurant after they got their meal he gave her his peas she gave him herpes hahah
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Yesterday, I dropped all my Scrabble letters. A girl came up to me and asked, "Hey, what's the word on the street?"
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3/10 This guy took a hooker to a restaurant after they got their meal he gave her his peas she gave him herpes hahah
What do you do with a dead chemist??



You Barium! (Sorry. I'm a nerd.)
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What do you do with a dead chemist??



You Barium! (Sorry. I'm a nerd.)
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Yesterday, I dropped all my Scrabble letters. A girl came up to me and asked, "Hey, what's the word on the street?"
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Yah
Yah who?
Nahh bro, prefer Google innit

(Okay that was kinda sh*t ngl, sorry about that lmao)
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Yah
Yah who?
Nahh bro, prefer Google innit

(Okay that was kinda sh*t ngl, sorry about that lmao)
-10/10 that was utter sh*t babe
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Hence I'm not a comedian. The joke sounded funny at the time of replying, but I guess not everyone shares my sense of humour.
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-10/10 that was utter sh*t babe
wowwww thanks a lot lmao 😂😂😂
still not ur babe tho btw 👀👀💖💖
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My face
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My face
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oof dont even say that 😂😂😂
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Hence I'm not a comedian. The joke sounded funny at the time of replying, but I guess not everyone shares my sense of humour.
Little joey once saw his mother in the bathroom and he asked her what was below her bellybutton she replied 'a bush'
The same happened with his father he replied 'a snake'
Again Joey saw his mother in the bath and asked what was on her chest she replied 'headlights'
The next day joey saw his mother and father having ***
''mummy turn on your headlights the snakes trying to get in the bush'' he shouted.
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wowwww thanks a lot lmao 😂😂😂
still not ur babe tho btw 👀👀💖💖
soon xx
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soon xx
aha you keep telling yourself that xx 😘😘
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aha you keep telling yourself that xx 😘😘
I will x
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I will x
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omdsss stopppppp itttttt 😂😂🥰🥰
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The station toilets were stolen


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