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so anything about The Stars and similar codswallop other arcane nollidge

Bring Me the Yod of Alfredo Garcia

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AG derived both conflict and power from the triangulation of Mars, Jupiter and Uranus at his birth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yod_(astrology)


http://www.crawfordperspectives.com/astro_gloss.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methods_of_divination

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrology

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The Sort(ilege)ing Hat from Harry Potter
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horoscope

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The Sort(ilege)ing Hat from Harry Potter
:awesome: that pun is... wizard :wizard:

good one Deggsy :borat:

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Scry Me a River - Justin Timberlake
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Scry Me a River - Justin Timberlake
:woo: this is an A* pun ...

have a medal from Russia:

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Господа, помните,
что после еды икры
в раздевалке нельзя вытирать пальцы о занавески.

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Live and Let Scry

Scry another Day

No Time to Scry

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Don't scry over spilt milk

Rita Aura

Let it vir-go-Elsa

Capri-Corn this way-Lady Gaga

I might think of some more in the morning
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In the Aries tonight

The Leo king

Sorry those puns are terrible, I have gone with the Sagittarian option
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Palmist a girl - Katy Perry

All Rumpologies - Nirvana

it's a thing... according to Sylvester Stallone's mum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpology
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Hopefully with punnage™ I can get my 11th gemini.
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Don't scry over spilt milk

Rita Aura

Let it vir-go-Elsa

Capri-Corn this way-Lady Gaga

I might think of some more in the morning
:rave: nice puns Kels... we'll add them to the Libra-ry :teehee:

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Дамы, пожалуйста,
помните, что журналы в раздевалке не для вас.
То же касается и штор.

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In the Aries tonight

The Leo king

Sorry those puns are terrible, I have gone with the Sagittarian option
:ahee: great punnage L-dogg !!

the Russian people are lovin' it

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Господа, пожалуйста, не предлагайте большой
Светлане икру и водку на ресепшене.
Она принимает только американские доллары.

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Palmist a girl - Katy Perry

All Rumpologies - Nirvana

it's a thing... according to Sylvester Stallone's mum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpology
:awesome: it's OK, we believe you

great punnage my friend :borat:

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Господа прошу вас не обижаться,
если при входе в раздевалку вас
проведут досмотр с раздеванием. Это связано с увеличением контрабанды
продуктов питания западных капиталистов,
таких как jaffa cakes ™ и колеса телег™

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(Original post by Iñigo de Loyola)
Hopefully with punnage™ I can get my 11th gemini.
:woo:good one IdL :awesome:

please let me know when the big day is approaching :bigsmile:

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The Scrying Game.

Don't Scry for me Argentina.

The Fairer Sex(tile).

Death can be Natal.

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Chart Blanche, for an incipid life.
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The Scrying Game.

Don't Scry for me Argentina.

The Fairer Sex(tile).

Death can be Natal.

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Chart Blanche, for an incipid life.
:gah: i'm lovin' it :rofl:

the first two are especially hilarious :borat:

The children of Mother Russia are impressed:

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Господа, не просите на ресепшене
большую Светлану снимать охотничьи сапоги.
Отныне этим будет заниматься ее тетя Людмила,
чтобы избежать недоразумений.
Полковник Азимов, мы надеемся, что вы это прочитали.

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I ching coo park - small faces

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Natal Attraction

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