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My name is Bob
I am a Snob
Only got my own back
So I only take cash
And avoid paying tax
I take what's fit
So I claim benefits
Though I don't need it
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!


My name is Sarah
A hardworking Carer
This cycle i'm trapped in
Got nowhere to bask in
I'll never escape
being poor
I wish someone would help us
This family of four
Soon we'll be 5, then 7 and 8
Just eating our own weight
Binging on wheat, white bread and snacks
We've only got our own backs
Maybe if we multiply
The odds will be with us
And one day we'll rise high
above all the classes
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!
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(Original post by Anonymous)
My name is Bob
I am a Snob
Only got my own back
So I only take cash
And avoid paying tax
I take what's fit
So I claim benefits
Though I don't need it
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!


My name is Sarah
A hardworking Carer
This cycle i'm trapped in
Got nowhere to bask in
I'll never escape
being poor
I wish someone would help us
This family of four
Soon we'll be 5, then 7 and 8
Just eating our own weight
Binging on wheat, white bread and snacks
We've only got our own backs
Maybe if we multiply
The odds will be with us
And one day we'll rise high
above all the classes
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!
Noice :thumbsup:
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(Original post by Anonymous)
My name is Bob
I am a Snob
Only got my own back
So I only take cash
And avoid paying tax
I take what's fit
So I claim benefits
Though I don't need it
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!


My name is Sarah
A hardworking Carer
This cycle i'm trapped in
Got nowhere to bask in
I'll never escape
being poor
I wish someone would help us
This family of four
Soon we'll be 5, then 7 and 8
Just eating our own weight
Binging on wheat, white bread and snacks
We've only got our own backs
Maybe if we multiply
The odds will be with us
And one day we'll rise high
above all the classes
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!
:borat:
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Wonderful.
Social justice warrior merged with harmful stereotypes.
Really you should have made that poem so much more woke. How uninclusive.

Misuse of anon.
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oh what a lovely story of sarah and bob
thank u!
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(Original post by Anonymous)
My name is Bob
I am a Snob
Only got my own back
So I only take cash
And avoid paying tax
I take what's fit
So I claim benefits
Though I don't need it
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!


My name is Sarah
A hardworking Carer
This cycle i'm trapped in
Got nowhere to bask in
I'll never escape
being poor
I wish someone would help us
This family of four
Soon we'll be 5, then 7 and 8
Just eating our own weight
Binging on wheat, white bread and snacks
We've only got our own backs
Maybe if we multiply
The odds will be with us
And one day we'll rise high
above all the classes
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!
Hi my names is BoB,
I aint no builder,
But I will fix you house,
Because I am a renovator,
I had a girl, that was Sarah,
But we are finished,
I will see you later,
I am trying to turn my life around,
Like a skater,
I got a new a job,
Guess what I am, I am a waiter,
But I got dropped from my job,
Because of Corona,
And now I’m in the hospital,
On a ventilator.
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Well damn
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Anonymous #2
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(Original post by Anonymous)
My name is Bob
I am a Snob
Only got my own back
So I only take cash
And avoid paying tax
I take what's fit
So I claim benefits
Though I don't need it
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!


My name is Sarah
A hardworking Carer
This cycle i'm trapped in
Got nowhere to bask in
I'll never escape
being poor
I wish someone would help us
This family of four
Soon we'll be 5, then 7 and 8
Just eating our own weight
Binging on wheat, white bread and snacks
We've only got our own backs
Maybe if we multiply
The odds will be with us
And one day we'll rise high
above all the classes
But the Christmas spirit is here
The anthem I cheer;
The mooooore the merrier!
Sarah respected her patients,
Her colleagues said how dare her,
Targets need meeting,
It might feel defeating,
But don't fight the system,
We will talk about this later,
Don't be a traiter to the NHS.

You might think it is demeaning
But your children need feeding!
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such a cute poem. On a side note, does anyone like adventurous things? I love eating roast beef in the bedroom.
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(Original post by emilydavis2003)
such a cute poem. On a side note, does anyone like adventurous things? I love eating roast beef in the bedroom.
I like sleeping on the dining table.
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Anonymous #3
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mayb sarah shoulda kept her legs closed or use any 1 of dozens of contraceptions available and then she would have less to moan about.
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