People making fun of my surnameWatch
I promise you it works, with nearly everything to.
Most people arent mean, they just think they're funny
You get quite good at knowing who is just surprised and harmless and who is deliberately being a you know what.
I tend to just pretend I'm shocked and say "no one has ever said that to me before" and then maybe something like "Wilde would be in awe of such wit"
Also works when people try to "bully" me over my height.