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so today we peer briefly into the dark deluded world of witches, hags, sorcerers etc 
Broom With A View
Broom With A View
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Miss Lucy Honeychurch travels to Italy on her broomstick to meet up with other witches for a short spell 
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a fine trio of puns mnot 
the last one made me chuckle the hardest
Please accept this token of gratitude from the people of Turkey:
Değerli müşterilerimiz,
kebaplarınızı yedikten sonra soyunma
odası perdelerinde parmaklarınızı silmemenizi rica ederiz.
Resepsiyondaki büyük Jubaila'nın
perde yıkamadan daha iyi işleri var.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Müşteri Kaynakları Müdür Yardımcısı
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Dear customers,
after eating your kebabs,
we ask you not to wipe your fingers
on the curtains of the changing room.
The big Jubaila at the reception
has better jobs than washing curtains.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Customer Resources Assistant Manager
after eating your kebabs,
we ask you not to wipe your fingers
on the curtains of the changing room.
The big Jubaila at the reception
has better jobs than washing curtains.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Customer Resources Assistant Manager
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
When shall we 3 meet again,
in thunder, lightning, or with a substantial meal
When shall we 3 meet again,
in thunder, lightning, or with a substantial meal
they can meet up at Maccy B's
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Cursed Daughter (Christmas movie)
Riding Miss Daisy
The Pitches of Quidditch
Dark Side of the Broom
Riding Miss Daisy
The Pitches of Quidditch
Dark Side of the Broom
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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Cursed Daughter (Christmas movie)
Riding Miss Daisy
The Pitches of Quidditch
Dark Side of the Broom
Cursed Daughter (Christmas movie)
Riding Miss Daisy
The Pitches of Quidditch
Dark Side of the Broom
not quite a pentangle, but good work Ma'am the people of Turkey are full of admiration:
Bayanlar,
soyunma odalarında seğirirken yashmak
giymeniz konusunda ısrar etmeliyiz.
Bu, utanç verici performanslarınız sırasında
gizliliğinizi korumak içindir.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Oda Ahlak Değişimi Direktör Yardımcısı
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Ladies,
we have to insist that you wear yashmak
while twitching in locker rooms.
This is to protect your privacy
during your embarrassing performances.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Vice Director of Chamber Moral Change
we have to insist that you wear yashmak
while twitching in locker rooms.
This is to protect your privacy
during your embarrassing performances.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Vice Director of Chamber Moral Change
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(Original post by Joinedup)
Never mind the warlocks
Never mind the warlocks
this is a real winner, so immediate medal from Turkey:
Beyler,
lütfen resepsiyondaki büyük Nuray'ın
önünde bıyıklarınızı okşamayın.
Sizinkinden çok daha büyüklerini
gördü ve ilgilenmiyor.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Oda Ahlak Değişimi Direktör Yardımcısı
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Gentlemen,
please don't caress your mustache in front of
the great Nuray at the reception.
She's seen a lot bigger than yours and she's not interested.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Vice Director of Chamber Moral Change
please don't caress your mustache in front of
the great Nuray at the reception.
She's seen a lot bigger than yours and she's not interested.
Aytaç Belözoğlu
Vice Director of Chamber Moral Change
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Pagan Place
Buried at Crossroads
London’s Burning at Smithfield
Remains of the Devil with Matthew Hopkins
Buried at Crossroads
London’s Burning at Smithfield
Remains of the Devil with Matthew Hopkins
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i don't know witch of these is better
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