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following on from the marvellous news about the vaccine for you know what, let us investigate other treatments for illnesses etc

Bring Me the D of Alfredo Garcia

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Vitamin D, silly. It is believed to help in treating COVID as well as helping us to have healthy bones.





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Welcome to my hospital of doom
The brain doctor is in so do sit down on a seat in the waiting room
An apple a day banishes the doctor
Hello Dr Sunshine and Dr Gloom
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Mercedes Benzos 💊
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Won't You Come Over Valium by Amy Winehouse



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Maple Cough Syrup
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A spoonful of medicine (no prize for guessing the singer)
A floor of medicine
Medicine World
A question of medicine
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I disagree with the vaccine because young people will not be entitled to it and if vaccination certificates are needed for travel then young people will not be allowed to travel.

As for other medicines. Aspirin is a good for prevention of strokes vascular dementia and other blood clotting disorders.
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I’ve used this pun in a previous thread, but

Paracetamol lost
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Ayy this excitements got my heart pumping...observes atrial fibrillation.. ah thankfully I feel much more stable now... consumes 10 cups of coffee to ensure there's adequate caffeine to keep me going through the day
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A spoonful of medicine (no prize for guessing the singer)
Whats the song lol
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The House of mirtazapine-the House of mirth
Mrs duloxetine-mrs dalloway.
100 years of seroquel-100 years of solitude
War and paroxetine or war and percocets-war and peace
Life of pimozide-life of pi
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The King of Statin Island

Dose Your Mother Know

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Codeine - Dolly Parton
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Fentanyl the stuff of nightmares
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I disagree with the vaccine because young people will not be entitled to it and if vaccination certificates are needed for travel then young people will not be allowed to travel.

As for other medicines. Aspirin is a good for prevention of strokes vascular dementia and other blood clotting disorders.
Although this is a thread for puns, it's given in order of risk. No there won't be vaccination certificates needed to travel
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(Original post by tinygirl96)
Welcome to my hospital of doom
The brain doctor is in so do sit down on a seat in the waiting room
An apple a day banishes the doctor
Hello Dr Sunshine and Dr Gloom

A spoonful of medicine (no prize for guessing the singer)
A floor of medicine
Medicine World
A question of medicine

Fentanyl the stuff of nightmares
thank you for these interesting submissions tg.

The Specialist has diagnosed a case of Sudden Onset Punasthenia...

you need to beef up your punnage levels

you can put your clothes back on now

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Mercedes Benzos 💊

Won't You Come Over Valium by Amy Winehouse



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Maple Cough Syrup

Whats the song lol
Won't You Come Over Valerie-Anne

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Valerian was a popular treatment for Women's Problems in days gone by :yep:


ahem... the people of Japan are thrilled with your suggestions BOO-san :kungfu:

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Go resseki no minasama,
kōi-shitsu ni sora no sakebin o hōchi shinaide kudasai.
Karera ga karera ni tsumazukunaraba,
hitobito wa karera jishin o kantan ni yakkai
ni suru koto ga dekimasu. Kore wa,
resepushon de ōkina hatsu momo ni okorimashita.
Kanojo wa 2 tsuki made shigoto o yasunde imasu.

Hashimoto Daisuke

kasutamāsēfuti no fuku ashisutantomanējā

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Ladies and gentlemen,
please do not leave an empty liquor bottle in the changing room.
People can easily annoy themselves if they stumble upon them.
This happened to the big first peach at the reception.
She is absent from work until February.

Daisuke Hashimoto

Deputy Assistant Manager for Customer Safety
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(Original post by Ambitious1999)
I disagree with the vaccine because young people will not be entitled to it and if vaccination certificates are needed for travel then young people will not be allowed to travel.

As for other medicines. Aspirin is a good for prevention of strokes vascular dementia and other blood clotting disorders.
hmmm not sure if this is a pun ?

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(Original post by Laurence010401)
I’ve used this pun in a previous thread, but

Paracetamol lost
:yay: it's déja vu all over again :teehee:

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