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    Rules of drinking:

    1) If the thought crosses your mind that you are too drunk it means that you are not drunk enough.
    2) If you are not either drinking or at the bar, you are not enjoying yourself.
    3) When considering which drink to have, always pick the strongest one.
    4) When considering the quantity to buy, always pick the largest one.
    5) If someone tells you to 'slow down' or 'stop drinking' it means they have not had enough. Buy them a drink promptly.
    6) You may not throw up.
    7) You may not drink anything non alcoholic until you wake up the next day.
    8) You will refuse to talk to anyone who is not holding or drinking an alcoholic beverage.
    9) You may only stop drinking when you are physically unable to drink more.
    10) You will at no point in the night venture onto the dance floor. Remain within 10 seconds of the bar at all times.

    Am I missing any?
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    11) If you need to make rules about drinking, you are not a suitable candidate for consumption
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    12) Do no obey Rule 12.
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    Thankyou for the neg rep chrisbishopton, it's just a shame your power is 0 and therefore worthless!

    :rofl:
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    I usually limit it by quantities and usually have a brandy before going out, then a Magners then two or three VK's or WKD's. w00t.
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    (Original post by Sick Puppy)
    Thankyou for the neg rep chrisbishopton, it's just a shame your power is 0 and therefore worthless!

    :rofl:
    Aww! *Hugs*
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    (Original post by Sick Puppy)
    Thankyou for the neg rep chrisbishopton, it's just a shame your power is 0 and therefore worthless!

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    Oh dear, he gave you negative reputation for your apporpriate response to his crappy thread? It would be an awful shame if we all decided to give him negative rep in response, wouldn't it?
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    (Original post by WoWZa)
    Aww! *Hugs*
    Haha thankyou
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    (Original post by Ghost)
    Oh dear, he gave you negative reputation for your apporpriate response to his crappy thread? It would be an awful shame if we all decided to give him negative rep in response, wouldn't it?
    Yup! Oh well. And yes it would be an awful shame :p:

    Post a silly thread and you get a silly answer :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by chrisbishopston)
    10) You will at no point in the night venture onto the dance floor. Remain within 10 seconds of the bar at all times.
    Can't agree with that.
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    all sent text messages must be deleted before sleeping

    DO NOT make eye contact with bar tender unless you want a drink

    never complain about a drink someone has got you

    if ever there is confussion as to whos drink is whos, the more full one is mine :yes:
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    These rules are made of fail and reading them makes me strongly suspect that the person who has written them is in fact very inexperienced with alcohol and would be drunk under the table by more seasoned drinkers.

    There is one set of rules for drinking, and they are the International Drinking Rules (AKA the International Rules of Imbibement, if you are currently playing by said rules). There is no need for any other rules unless you are playing a drinking game, in which case you obey the rules of the game.
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    Seriously, the words drinking and rules should never belong in the same sentence.
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    (Original post by Teofilo)
    Seriously, the words drinking and rules should never belong in the same sentence.
    You clearly haven't read the International Drinking Rules. Wiki it. They are classy and traditional, unlike the nonsense the OP has posted.
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    Do you have a link?
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    This seems like a decent write up:

    http://www.wlug.org.nz/InternationalDrinkingRules
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    These rules: no. International Drinking Rules: yes. But only if they have been stated by someone. And those rules miss out double parking - which some people play as having 2 drinks of the same person on one table, but I prefer to play as having 2 drinks or empty glasses that are touching. Anyone have any others?
 
 
 
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