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    I think 'One foot in the Grave' is very dry.
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    (Original post by InterCity125)
    No, I'm much worse then that. Hard to imagine, but true.
    The only thing i can think of thats worse than that is the wormdo thing.
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    The only thing i can think of thats worse than that is the wormdo thing.
    What the wormdo thing?
    This is one of mine: Where does a male train couple to a female train? At the flange. I'll get me anorak....
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    (Original post by InterCity125)
    What the wormdo thing?
    Whats a wormdo?
    Wriggle along the floor...

    I thankfully did not think of that one. It was one of rimmers chat up lines...

    (Original post by InterCity125)
    This is one of mine: Where does a male train couple to a female train? At the flange. I'll get me anorak....
    ... should i understand that one?
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Whats a wormdo?
    Wriggle along the floor...

    I thankfully did not think of that one. It was one of rimmers chat up lines...



    ... should i understand that one?
    yeap. flange is part of a train's wheel as well as slang for something else, not to be mentioned before 9pm - coupling well work it out.
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    (Original post by InterCity125)
    yeap. flange is part of a train's wheel as well as slang for something else, not to be mentioned before 9pm - coupling well work it out.
    Yeah, i got th esecond part, but my knowledge of trains is limited to their big things with wheels that dont work properly and generally smell of urine...
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    Jimmy Carr is deadpan which doesn't necessarily mean dry, I don't think. His performances are very disjointed and he basically reads from the same joke book every time, and his language is a bit unwarranted too! Funny the first few times though

    A large framed woman came up to me after a show, a little angry, and told me, "I think you're fatist".
    To which I replied "No, I think you're fattest.

    You know, when it comes to charity some people will stop at nothing?

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    (Original post by Gimp)
    Jimmy Carr is deadpan which doesn't necessarily mean dry, I don't think. His performances are very disjointed and he basically reads from the same joke book every time, and his language is a bit unwarranted too! Funny the first few times though

    A large framed woman came up to me after a show, a little angry, and told me, "I think you're fatist".
    To which I replied "No, I think you're fattest.

    You know, when it comes to charity some people will stop at nothing?

    Jimmy Carr sucks :mad:
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    (Original post by TK)
    Jimmy Carr sucks :mad:
    Really? I didn't know he was that sort of person...
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    I got neg repped for not liking little britain!
    Quite right too
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    Quite right too
    . So i should neg rep people who don't like what i like? That probably means everyone in the forum eventually...
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    . So i should neg rep people who don't like what i like? That probably means everyone in the forum eventually...
    Hey I like what you like. The Fast Show was legendary
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    Hey I like what you like...The Fast Show was legendary
    But do you like everything that i like? I mean in everything ever, Food, Colours, Hobbies etc... In the end no two people like everything the same, so by that logic i can neg rep everyone in the entire forum.
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    But do you like everything that i like? I mean in everything ever, Food, Colours, Hobbies etc... In the end no two people like everything the same, so by that logic i can neg rep everyone in the entire forum.
    It would appear so
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    It would appear so
    Now where should i start... i could do it alphabetically, or by post count, or rep count... i don't know, i'll have to think about it...
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Now where should i start... i could do it alphabetically, or by post count, or rep count... i don't know, i'll have to think about it...
    lol.....im sure you like at least one person on here *ahem....trigger*
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    I am unfamiliar with dry humour.

    Irony, on the other hand...
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    Irony, on the other hand...
    Like goldy and bronzey, only made of iron.
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
    Like goldy and bronzey, only made of iron.
    And what kind of humour does that count as?
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    And what kind of humour does that count as?
    Nicked-from-Blackadder humour?
 
 
 
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