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Horse Racing, Showjumping, Dressage and that

Epsom Like it Hot

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The Derby is run in June when the weather is often agreeably warm


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_racing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...at_horse_races

https://horseracingbettingknowledge.com/did-you-know/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betting_on_horse_racing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dressage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_jumping
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The Picture of Dorian Williams

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The Picture of Dorian Williams

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she may have been lucky with her Premium Bonds
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Sir Alex Furlong
Red rum & coke
Flight of the aintree
2 girls 1 goldcup
Ladies day & gentlemen
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Sir Alex Furlong
Red rum & coke
Flight of the aintree
2 girls 1 goldcup
:woo: the last one is v. racy :teehee:

the people of Nigeria are thrilled with your stable of puns:

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Ndi nwe mmadu,
biko ewetala buffalo mmiri gi n’ime ulo na-agbanwe agbanwe.
Ha na-azọ ụkwụ na ákwà mgbochi ahụ n'ụkwụ ha nwere akara,
na-apịtị ebe niile.
nnukwu Onyekachukwu nwaada na-eme ọcha dị ezigbo njọ.

Okonkwo Jelan Ifeanyichukwu

onye na-elekọta ákwà ngebichi na nke ahụ


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Gentlemen,
please do not bring your water buffalo into the changing room.
They trampled on the curtain with their pointy feet, and left mud everywhere.
big Onyekachukwu the cleaning lady is suffering badly with her nerves.

Okonkwo Jelan Ifeanyichukwu

the curtain manager on that
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*heads back to the stable

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Pentathlon Man (1976 movie)
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A question of horsing around
Welcome to Hotel Horse
Horsing Queen- Abba
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A polo 13
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Puissance makes the heart grow fonder.
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Kempton ladies sing this song
Do-dah do-dah
Kempton racetrack one mile five furlongs long
Do-dah do-dah-day
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Point to Pointless

I Belong to Kelso

Watership Down Royal
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Neigh City Rollers.

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Total Eclipse Stakes Of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler, a true Vamp.

Edith Piaffe.

On The Breeches

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Gregory's girth

Lord of the show rings: the two thoroughbreds

Lord of the show rings: the return of the sport og Kings

Star Wars: a new Horse

Canter on a hot tin roof

Moonracer :007:
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Pentathlon Man (1976 movie)

A polo 13
:woo: there was a remake of Marathon Man.... called Snickers Man :rofl:

nice punnage Joinedup MBE

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A question of horsing around
Welcome to Hotel Horse
Horsing Queen- Abba
:woo: thank you so much tg :borat:

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Puissance makes the heart grow fonder.

Kempton ladies sing this song
Do-dah do-dah
Kempton racetrack one mile five furlongs long
Do-dah do-dah-day

Point to Pointless

I Belong to Kelso

Watership Down Royal

:woo: a splendid stable of puns Sir Nulli !!

i think the Kempton Ladies have it by a nose :yep:

the people of Nigeria are enjoying your horseplay:

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Ndi nwe mmadu,
enweela mgbe anyi huru ọgbanje n’ime
ulo eji agbanwe agbanwe n’ime ubochi ndi a.
Ọ bụrụ n'ịhụ ya abịarula nso.
Kama chọọ enyemaka nke nnukwu
Ogechukwukama na nnabata.
Ọ bụ onye ruru eru sangoma ma nwee
ahụmahụ na-emeso ndị ajọ mmụọ.

Ifeanyichukwu Jajah Iweobiegbulam

Nwoke na-ahụ maka Mmụọ na Nke ahụ

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Gentlemen, there have been sightings of an ọgbanje
in the changing rooms in the last few days.
If you see it,
do not approach.
Instead seek the help of big Ogechukwama on receptions.
She is a qualified sangoma and experienced in dealing with evil spirits.

Ifeanyichukwu Jajah Iweobiegbulam

Man in charge of the Spirit and that
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Neigh City Rollers.

Hay Jude

Gallop Poll

Total Eclipse Stakes Of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler, a true Vamp.

Edith Piaffe.

On The Breeches

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:woo: a charming canter through the byways of punnage ghostie OBE :congrats:

i had to look up Piaffe:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piaffe

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the people of Nigeria are enjoying your work.

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Ndi nwe anyi,
anyi adighi akwado ka a drinkinggógóró
drinkingu onu n'ime ulo ndi na agbanwe.
Ndị mmadụ na-eme aghara ma na-emebi
ákwà mgbochi na nke ahụ.
Kedu ihe mere ị ga - eji aụrịa mmanya na-ehi
ụra na njedebe nke ọdụ ụgbọ ala kama?
Naanị jụọ nnukwu Iweobiegbulam na
nnabata maka igodo ahụ.

Ifeanyichukwu Jajah Iweobiegbulam

Nwoke nke na-elekọta ihe ọ strongụ strongụ na-aba n'anya na Nke ahụ

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Gentlemen,
we do not recommend drinking Ògógóró in the changing rooms.
People make noise and break curtains and that.
Why not have a drink in the sleeping hut
at the end of the car park instead ?
Just ask the big Iweobiegbulam on reception for the key.

Ifeanyichukwu Jajah Iweobiegbulam

The man in charge of the alcoholic beverage and That
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Gregory's girth

Lord of the show rings: the two thoroughbreds

Lord of the show rings: the return of the sport og Kings

Star Wars: a new Horse

Canter on a hot tin roof

Moonracer :007:
:rave: a fine cavalcade of punnage Muttley OBE :congrats:

i enjoyed #1 the most

the people of Nigeria were very impressed by your work:

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Iesmụ nwanyị,
anyị anaghị ejide twerkathon
afọ a n'ihi nje ahụ.
Kama anyi n'agba mpi warthog.
Ọ bụrụ na ị ga-achọ isonye biko nwee
okwu na nnukwu Amaogechukwu na nnabata.
Ihe nrite nke mbu bu onyinye nke otu afo.

Ifeanyichukwu Jajah Iweobiegbulam

Nwoke na-ahụ maka ụmụ nwanyị Asọmpi na Nke ahụ

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Ladies,
we do not have twerkathon this year
because of the virus.
Instead we are having a warthog riding competition.
If you would like to participate please
have a talk with the great Amaogechukwu at the reception.
The first prize is a one-year supply of yams.

Ifeanyichukwu Jajah Iweobiegbulam

Men in charge of Women Competition in That
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