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There's Something About Maori
There's Something About Maori
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Reality Check Toki the Dumdum harrysbar The_Lonely_Goatherd Good bloke Muttley79 nulli tertius chazwomaqAndrew97 Plantagenet Crown Fullofsurprises LiberOfLondon ecolierlondonmyst Sammylou40GlazJoinedup uberteknikPhoenixfeather99AngryJellyfish laurawattwinterscomingBlue_Cow RedTwisttoonervoustotalk Deggs_14 HRobson_BMCSinnoh SaDe7RogerOxonAnonymous1502 DrewskiQuasaParacosm The Usherette™ lyer in hellfyreMidge Bang Udder OrderProducktiveOndeKarelinaGreyWolfTooDr CoxPhantom 1517HellohsjakodsmkaDan0101026Soapusername5264250FV75mqb2766cambioTobelstienCoolBroStereoKjekjeSkittishNappLaserquestAleshabecausethenightOberonflyLovelyFoxProxyBuckHowlsHalfeti RoseWoooordabsolutelysproutMoonboChoc fanGhostladyCoolestMacyAmeliaLyndseyROTLRsxgewSameeraClaudiaDaveoNeviBlackCatFlobroLaurenceAnonymous1502Guru JasonLego Men OnJoyfulGeekMarkovHardy_BtgHannaRufusSynergy~Medic WilVanessaCnightingalegendVersionsBecca216Mr WillyjellyRetreadsummerberrychopinnocMesopotGolderzshortieTashFionaandDonkeymnotzetamfctinygirlBlueIndigoVioletTJ1997DaryaJoyAstraPhoenixRoseWannaCambioAsaYunoouser11235813cleanseBexKorrasmorra64bulbssajilemonadeteailovephysmaths
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a fine trio of puns mno 
the people of New Zealand wish to reward you:
Kaihoko whai mana,
kaua e mirimiri i nga ihu i te wa o te mate uruta.
Me mahi noa te mea totika.
Mena kei te hiahia awhina koe tena
koa koa mai ki a koe tetahi kupu me te
Enutanga nui mo te powhiri.
He tamāhine ia na te rangatira,
e mohio ana hoki ki nga taonga tuku iho.
Uru Tonga Moana Wikiriwhi
Kaiwhakahaere Awhina Tuarua mo te Whakatupato Virus me tera
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Consumers should not rub noses during an epidemic.
Just do the elbow thing.
If you need help please have a word
with big Enutanga on reception.
She is the daughter of a chief
and knows the heritage.
Western South Seas
Assistant Virus Warning Manager and that
Just do the elbow thing.
If you need help please have a word
with big Enutanga on reception.
She is the daughter of a chief
and knows the heritage.
Western South Seas
Assistant Virus Warning Manager and that
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The new kia ora plug in hybrid
The recent "make it more obsolete-ey" punnage thread was created in memory of aotearoa flash player
Auckland roadshow
Peter hobbit
Jacindarella
- the story of a prime minister who found a glass slipper which cured her country of a terrible disease, long before any other countries got rid of it
These puns were typed in Dubai International Airport, since I am currently on the way to New Zealand, the country of today's punnage thread
The recent "make it more obsolete-ey" punnage thread was created in memory of aotearoa flash player
Auckland roadshow
Peter hobbit
Jacindarella
- the story of a prime minister who found a glass slipper which cured her country of a terrible disease, long before any other countries got rid of it
These puns were typed in Dubai International Airport, since I am currently on the way to New Zealand, the country of today's punnage thread
Last edited by Laurence010401; 1 month ago
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#10
Zeal on me
"Please sir, I want some Maori"
Timaruland: A world beyond
A Star Gisborne
"Please sir, I want some Maori"
Timaruland: A world beyond
A Star Gisborne
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Lean on me (Bill withers)
"Please sir, I want some more" -Oliver Twist
Tomorrowland
A star is born
"Please sir, I want some more" -Oliver Twist
Tomorrowland
A star is born
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I like big hangis and cannot lie
My chocolate fish brings all the boys to the yard
Lord of the rings: the two kiwis
Saving Edmond Hilary
The lord of the rings the return of the Waka
the wolf of Cuba Street (a hippie street in wellington
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If you down to lake taupo today youll be sure of a big surprise
Sing us a song you're an island man
The grapes of wairapa
12 years a bogan
Arderns baby
12 angry mongrel mobsters
Dr Strangelove: How i learned to stop worrying and love the sheepshaggers
I have had it with these mother****ing tuatara's on this mother****ing plane!
I'm sure i'm forgetting some witty maori references but alas
My chocolate fish brings all the boys to the yard
Lord of the rings: the two kiwis
Saving Edmond Hilary
The lord of the rings the return of the Waka
the wolf of Cuba Street (a hippie street in wellington
)If you down to lake taupo today youll be sure of a big surprise
Sing us a song you're an island man
The grapes of wairapa
12 years a bogan
Arderns baby
12 angry mongrel mobsters
Dr Strangelove: How i learned to stop worrying and love the sheepshaggers
I have had it with these mother****ing tuatara's on this mother****ing plane!
I'm sure i'm forgetting some witty maori references but alas
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
The new kia ora plug in hybrid
The recent "make it more obsolete-ey" punnage thread was created in memory of aotearoa flash player
Auckland roadshow
Peter hobbit
Jacindarella
- the story of a prime minister who found a glass slipper which cured her country of a terrible disease, long before any other countries got rid of it
These puns were typed in Dubai International Airport, since I am currently on the way to New Zealand, the country of today's punnage thread
The new kia ora plug in hybrid
The recent "make it more obsolete-ey" punnage thread was created in memory of aotearoa flash player
Auckland roadshow
Peter hobbit
Jacindarella
- the story of a prime minister who found a glass slipper which cured her country of a terrible disease, long before any other countries got rid of it
These puns were typed in Dubai International Airport, since I am currently on the way to New Zealand, the country of today's punnage thread
Howd you manage to secure a place in MIQ?! It costs a bloody fortune!
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(Original post by Napp)
Loving the first one!
Howd you manage to secure a place in MIQ?! It costs a bloody fortune!
Loving the first one!
Howd you manage to secure a place in MIQ?! It costs a bloody fortune!
> declared to the new zealand government that I intend to stay in new zealand for at least 3 months
In those circumstances they pay for it. the biggest challenge was grabbing a date before someone else did
an available date could show up and then be gone 3 seconds later
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
> got (dual) citizenship, which i was eligible for
> declared to the new zealand government that I intend to stay in new zealand for at least 3 months
In those circumstances they pay for it. the biggest challenge was grabbing a date before someone else did
an available date could show up and then be gone 3 seconds later
> got (dual) citizenship, which i was eligible for
> declared to the new zealand government that I intend to stay in new zealand for at least 3 months
In those circumstances they pay for it. the biggest challenge was grabbing a date before someone else did
an available date could show up and then be gone 3 seconds later
But yeah i've heard the MIQ slots go like hotcakes these days!Where abouts you heading to over here? If you dont mind me asking of course
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> moooooom kiwi please get a cat?
> Christ! Where's the church?!
> I'm such an Auckward mess
> I got some Down Underwear to keep me warm
edit: THERMAL Down Underwear
> Manuka, why must you take so long to get ready? Honey we're getting late!
> Christ! Where's the church?!
> I'm such an Auckward mess
> I got some Down Underwear to keep me warm
edit: THERMAL Down Underwear
> Manuka, why must you take so long to get ready? Honey we're getting late!
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(Original post by the bear)
let us revisit this far flung country and offer some puns as a gift to the natives
There's Something About Maori
let us revisit this far flung country and offer some puns as a gift to the natives
There's Something About Maori
Spoiler:
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Reality Check Toki the Dumdum harrysbar The_Lonely_Goatherd Good bloke Muttley79 nulli tertius chazwomaqAndrew97 Plantagenet Crown Fullofsurprises LiberOfLondon ecolierlondonmyst Sammylou40GlazJoinedup uberteknikPhoenixfeather99AngryJellyfish laurawattwinterscomingBlue_Cow RedTwisttoonervoustotalk Deggs_14 HRobson_BMCSinnoh SaDe7RogerOxonAnonymous1502 DrewskiQuasaParacosm The Usherette™ lyer in hellfyreMidge Bang Udder OrderProducktiveOndeKarelinaGreyWolfTooDr CoxPhantom 1517HellohsjakodsmkaDan0101026Soapusername5264250FV75mqb2766cambioTobelstienCoolBroStereoKjekjeSkittishNappLaserquestAleshabecausethenightOberonflyLovelyFoxProxyBuckHowlsHalfeti RoseWoooordabsolutelysproutMoonboChoc fanGhostladyCoolestMacyAmeliaLyndseyROTLRsxgewSameeraClaudiaDaveoNeviBlackCatFlobroLaurenceAnonymous1502Guru JasonLego Men OnJoyfulGeekMarkovHardy_BtgHannaRufusSynergy~Medic WilVanessaCnightingalegendVersionsBecca216Mr WillyjellyRetreadsummerberrychopinnocMesopotGolderzshortieTashFionaandDonkeymnotzetamfctinygirlBlueIndigoVioletTJ1997DaryaJoyAstraPhoenixRoseWannaCambioAsaYunoouser11235813cleanseBexKorrasmorra64bulbssajilemonadeteailovephysmaths
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"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's a Maori" 🤣 by Dean Martin "when the world starts to shine, like you've had too much wine, that's a Maori" lolllll
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#20
You need to be more Pacific
Kiwi Boys (instead of...Beastie Boys
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Captain Cook (instead of Hook. James Cook discovered nearby Cook Islands and first colonialised NZ)
Kiwi Boys (instead of...Beastie Boys
) Captain Cook (instead of Hook. James Cook discovered nearby Cook Islands and first colonialised NZ)
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