Make it More New Zealand-ey !!

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let us revisit this far flung country and offer some puns as a gift to the natives

There's Something About Maori

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_New_Zealand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealanders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_New_Zealand
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New Zealand of Me
Welcome to the Hotel New Zealand
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Maorio grande
Goldman All Blacks
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(Original post by tinygirl96)
New Zealand of Me
Welcome to the Hotel New Zealand
:ahee: a lovely pair tg

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Maorio grande
Goldman All Blacks
:woo: a fine trio of puns mno :congrats:

the people of New Zealand wish to reward you:

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Kaihoko whai mana,
kaua e mirimiri i nga ihu i te wa o te mate uruta.
Me mahi noa te mea totika.
Mena kei te hiahia awhina koe tena
koa koa mai ki a koe tetahi kupu me te
Enutanga nui mo te powhiri.
He tamāhine ia na te rangatira,
e mohio ana hoki ki nga taonga tuku iho.

Uru Tonga Moana Wikiriwhi

Kaiwhakahaere Awhina Tuarua mo te Whakatupato Virus me tera


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Consumers should not rub noses during an epidemic.
Just do the elbow thing.
If you need help please have a word
with big Enutanga on reception.
She is the daughter of a chief
and knows the heritage.

Western South Seas

Assistant Virus Warning Manager and that
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cu later 2day

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tēnā koutou e aku hoa

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The new kia ora plug in hybrid

The recent "make it more obsolete-ey" punnage thread was created in memory of aotearoa flash player

Auckland roadshow

Peter hobbit

Jacindarella
- the story of a prime minister who found a glass slipper which cured her country of a terrible disease, long before any other countries got rid of it

These puns were typed in Dubai International Airport, since I am currently on the way to New Zealand, the country of today's punnage thread
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Zeal on me

"Please sir, I want some Maori"

Timaruland: A world beyond

A Star Gisborne

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Lean on me (Bill withers)
"Please sir, I want some more" -Oliver Twist
Tomorrowland
A star is born
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Kiwinx club
Tess of d’Invercargill
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Somewhere over the Rainbow Warrior
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I like big hangis and cannot lie
My chocolate fish brings all the boys to the yard
Lord of the rings: the two kiwis
Saving Edmond Hilary
The lord of the rings the return of the Waka
the wolf of Cuba Street (a hippie street in wellington)
If you down to lake taupo today youll be sure of a big surprise
Sing us a song you're an island man
The grapes of wairapa
12 years a bogan
Arderns baby
12 angry mongrel mobsters
Dr Strangelove: How i learned to stop worrying and love the sheepshaggers
I have had it with these mother****ing tuatara's on this mother****ing plane!

I'm sure i'm forgetting some witty maori references but alas
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
The new kia ora plug in hybrid

The recent "make it more obsolete-ey" punnage thread was created in memory of aotearoa flash player

Auckland roadshow

Peter hobbit

Jacindarella
- the story of a prime minister who found a glass slipper which cured her country of a terrible disease, long before any other countries got rid of it

These puns were typed in Dubai International Airport, since I am currently on the way to New Zealand, the country of today's punnage thread
Loving the first one!
Howd you manage to secure a place in MIQ?! It costs a bloody fortune!
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Loving the first one!
Howd you manage to secure a place in MIQ?! It costs a bloody fortune!
> got (dual) citizenship, which i was eligible for
> declared to the new zealand government that I intend to stay in new zealand for at least 3 months

In those circumstances they pay for it. the biggest challenge was grabbing a date before someone else did :lol: an available date could show up and then be gone 3 seconds later
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> got (dual) citizenship, which i was eligible for
> declared to the new zealand government that I intend to stay in new zealand for at least 3 months

In those circumstances they pay for it. the biggest challenge was grabbing a date before someone else did :lol: an available date could show up and then be gone 3 seconds later
Ah nice! Got rather lucky with the freebee there, the government really like sodomizing anyone coming into the country at present :lol: But yeah i've heard the MIQ slots go like hotcakes these days!
Where abouts you heading to over here? If you dont mind me asking of course :lol:
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> moooooom kiwi please get a cat?
> Christ! Where's the church?!
> I'm such an Auckward mess
> I got some Down Underwear to keep me warm
edit: THERMAL Down Underwear
> Manuka, why must you take so long to get ready? Honey we're getting late!
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Lmao man I was gonna do a Maori one 😂
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"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's a Maori" 🤣 by Dean Martin "when the world starts to shine, like you've had too much wine, that's a Maori" lolllll
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You need to be more Pacific


Kiwi Boys (instead of...Beastie Boys )


Captain Cook (instead of Hook. James Cook discovered nearby Cook Islands and first colonialised NZ)
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