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let's use punnage to celebrate this wonderful medical invention

Death On Denial

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https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/terms/glossary.html

https://www.latimes.com/science/stor...cabulary-words
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccine
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Patrick Vallance, the Chief Scientific AdPfizer
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Patrick Vallance, the Chief Scientific AdPfizer
:woo: good one sb :congrats:

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The crusty jab
shoot for the stars and you'll land on the immune
The flu man group
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Star Wars: the epidemic strikes back

Star Wars: the return of the jab

Lord of the rings: the two toxoids

Days of Future Pathogens {Moody Blues update their classic]

Sorry my allergies have kicked in ... be back
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The crusty jab
shoot for the stars and you'll land on the immune
The flu man group
:woo: a fine injection of humor :borat:

the people of Laos appreciate your work:

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lukkha thimikhunkha kaluna yapungaetng Paeng Pet
naihong thi mikanpianaepng leuod sinsudlong thoeng pha man lae singnan
Bounmy hainyphunying tham khuaamsaoad kam
lang khomkhu va chaaechnghai nang sab

songkan aesng saimongkhun

hong phusuany phuchadkan pha man lae singnan


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Valuable customers,
please do not cook Paeng Pet in a changing room.
The blood ends on the curtains and that.
Big Bounmy, the cleaning lady,
is threatening to hand in her notice.

Songkan Sengxaymongkhun

Deputy assistant manager of curtains and that
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(Original post by Muttley79)
Star Wars: the epidemic strikes back

Star Wars: the return of the jab

Lord of the rings: the two toxoids

Days of Future Pathogens {Moody Blues update their classic]

Sorry my allergies have kicked in ... be back
:rave: good work Muttley OBE :congrats:

i'm lovin' the Moody Blues one :teehee:

the people of Laos are also enjoying your work:

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aemnying thathan kam lang
sokha sami lu phanlanyathi mo som sam
lab lukkhong than penjangbomi kham
vaothimi Kawailani hainy naikan tonhab
nang pen phuphalid khuaekhng thi mipasobkan laenyang penkhon sang

songkan aesng saimongkhun

hong phusuany phuchadkan sathanthi khu huamngan lae singnan

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Women,
if you are looking for the right husband or wife for your children,
why not have a tlak with big Kawailani at the reception?
She is an experienced matchmaker and also a shaman.

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Deputy Assistant Site Manager Partner and so on
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i shall cu 2moro

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Dance of the Sugar Lump Fairy

The Incredible Salk

BCG Six O'clock News

At Home With the Vaccinators with Caitlyn (formerly Edward) Jenner
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Vaccine Fairy
Vaccine World
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The Italian Jab
Pfizer Minelli
Jenner Colman
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ACWY/DC - Highway to Immunity

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Elizabeth Swann really doesn't want her Captain Jab Sparrow, she wants her own will (turner)
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Dance of the Sugar Lump Fairy

The Incredible Salk

BCG Six O'clock News

At Home With the Vaccinators with Caitlyn (formerly Edward) Jenner
:woo: thank you so much for this inoculation of mirth Sir Nulli !! the happiness antibodies are surging

the people of Laos are very appreciative:

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than suphab bulud kalunaya nam
ao khuaain am khongthan khaohong thi pianpai
phuakkhao kohaikoed khuaamsiahai anhainy ruang
to pha man lae nan lae seu soed khongphuak man khud longnai li no
mi kham thimi Kekiokolanee hainy naikan tonhab
nang aemnphu liang kae khuaai thi mipasobkan
lae cha faolavang sad khongthan chonkva
thancha phomthicha kpai

Paxathipatai Malo Souvannaphouma

hong phusuany phuchadkan ngua lae singnan

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Gentlemen,
please do not bring your water buffalo into the changing room.
They caused huge damage to the curtains and that
and their pointy hooves dug into the linoleum.
Have a word with a big Kekiokolanee at the reception.
She is an experienced shepherd and will watch over
your animals until you are ready to go.

Paxathipatai Malo Souvannaphouma

Deputy cow manager and that
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Vaccine Fairy
Vaccine World
:gah: lovely pair tg

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The Italian Jab
Pfizer Minelli
Jenner Colman
:woo: Happy Noo Year cambio !!

I am happy to tell you that the New Year's Punnage Honours Committee
has awarded you this distinguished medal:

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ACWY/DC - Highway to Immunity

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Elizabeth Swann really doesn't want her Captain Jab Sparrow, she wants her own will (turner)
:woo: Morena Pai e hoa

it's weird to think that you are upside down :eek:

unless you are standing on your head...

the people of Laos are enjoying your punnage :borat:

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bandathan suphab bulud
kalunayasa noe Tango haiaek Kaleikaumaka
hainy naiuaela tonhab tuaaethn som boaemn leuongtarok
kan khang hong dai khong kanpaphud thi bomipaojd
ni chahedhai mikan keuod ham

Paxathipatai Malo Souvannaphouma

hong phusuany phuchadkan leuong talok lae sing dangkav

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Gentlemen,
please do not offer Tango to big
Kaleikaumaka at the reception.
Agent Orange is not a joke.
Any repetition of this useless behavior will result in a ban.

Paxathipatai Malo Souvannaphouma

Deputy Assistant Manager of Humor and such.
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A quick pair:

If George Orwell were still alive he would be working on "Vaccine, Matey! Phwoar!" in which he amusingly looks at the situation in care homes and the way their inhabitants react to the sight of the nurse arriving to administer their jabs.

Joseph Heller would rival him in the comedy stakes, though, as I have it on good authority that he would be writing "Scratch Twenty, Spew" which is a first hand account of a working morning in the life of an NHS vaccinator suffering from a hangover.
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John Prick - Battling COVID
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