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touching in friendly or unfriendly ways is something we miss in lockdown :emo:

:spank: :hugs: :five: :knuddel: :grouphugs:

Pucker Lips Now

i love the smell of Nivea in the morning

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Pet level midnight
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Pet level midnight
stroke city FC
The tortoise & the hair
Hugs bunny
:woo:that's very touching mnot. #3 is slightly off target, but the rest are fine

the people of the sunny Philippines are happy with your work :borat:

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Pinahahalagahan ang mga customer,
mangyaring huwag kumain ng mga water melon
sa mga nagbabagong silid.
Ang juice ay nakakakuha sa mga kurtina
at may mga pips saan man.
Si Big Madisyn Earlene na babaeng
naglilinis ay labis na nababagabag.

Brenton Jaxson Macaraeg Vargas

Deputy Assistant Manager ng kalinisan ng kurtina at iyon


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Customers value,
please do not eat water melons in changing rooms.
The juice gets on the curtains and there are pips everywhere.
Big Madisyn Earlene who is a cleaning lady is very upset.

Brenton Jaxson Macaraeg Vargas

Deputy Assistant Manager of curtain hygiene and that
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i'll be in touch 2moro :teehee:

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that’s a half nelson
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Kiss you like crazy- Natalie Cole

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Hugs life

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that’s a half nelson.... air kiss me Hardy
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:woo: nice pair Sir Nulli !! :congrats:

we are touched by your puns

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:ahee: thanks for this tg

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Hanky Panky Boyle's New Zealand World Order

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:woo: choice

we are lovin' your new picture... very antipodean :yep:

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FTFY

:woo: splendid work Ma'am. you have a feel for this topic

the people of the sun blessed Philippines are lovin' it also:

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Mga kababaihan,
maghawak kami ng taunang kumpetisyon ng yo-yo
bilang tulong sa mga nangangailangan
ng driver ng rickshaw bukas ng gabi.
Kung nais mong makilahok,
isang salita lamang kasama ang
malaking Candida Kourtney sa pagtanggap.
Marami siyang mga yo-yos para hiramin
mo kung wala kang sarili.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

Deputy Assistant Manager ng panloob na palakasan at Iyon

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Ladies,
we will hold an annual yo-yo competition
to help needy rickshaw drivesr tomorrow night.
If you want to participate,
just one word along with
the big Candida Kourtney at the reception.
She has many yo-yos for you to borrow
if you do not have your own.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

Deputy Assistant Manager of indoor sports and That
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:woo: splendid work Ma'am. you have a feel for this topic

the people of the sun blessed Philippines are lovin' it also:

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Mga kababaihan,
maghawak kami ng taunang kumpetisyon ng yo-yo
bilang tulong sa mga nangangailangan
ng driver ng rickshaw bukas ng gabi.
Kung nais mong makilahok,
isang salita lamang kasama ang
malaking Candida Kourtney sa pagtanggap.
Marami siyang mga yo-yos para hiramin
mo kung wala kang sarili.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

Deputy Assistant Manager ng panloob na palakasan at Iyon

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Ladies,
we will hold an annual yo-yo competition
to help needy rickshaw drivesr tomorrow night.
If you want to participate,
just one word along with
the big Candida Kourtney at the reception.
She has many yo-yos for you to borrow
if you do not have your own.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

Deputy Assistant Manager of indoor sports and That
Hee hee, your corrextionse is troublinge hotte like to ure javeline master Beare
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On Her Majesty's secret snuggle :007:

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Kiss you like crazy- Natalie Cole

Thomas the spank engine

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Between a **** and a hard place


:spank: this is a family pun game Ma'am :naughty:

#2 is wonderful :rofl:

the people of the Sun Kissed Philippines are enjoying your earthy puns:

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Babae, maligayang pagdating sa pag-inom ng coconut milk sa mga nagbabagong silid. Hinihiling lang namin sa iyo na huwag iwanan ang mga walang laman na shell na nakahiga.
Mapanganib sila kapag na-tripan sila ng mga tao.
Si Big Juandalynn Cynthia na babaeng naglilinis ay wala sa trabaho hanggang Marso na may masamang sprain.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

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Ladies,
welcome to drinking coconut milk in changing rooms.
We just ask you not to leave the empty shells lying.
They are dangerous when people trample on them.
Big Juandalynn Cynthia the cleaning lady
was not at work until March with a bad sprain.

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Deputy Assistant Manager of Cleaner Safety and That
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Hee hee, your corrextionse is troublinge hotte like to ure javeline master Beare
hehehe ye javelynne of ye Beare is of renowne in alle coigns of ye realme. itte hitteth ye targe sans fayle.
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:spank: this is a family pun game Ma'am :naughty:

#2 is wonderful :rofl:

the people of the Sun Kissed Philippines are enjoying your earthy puns:

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Babae, maligayang pagdating sa pag-inom ng coconut milk sa mga nagbabagong silid. Hinihiling lang namin sa iyo na huwag iwanan ang mga walang laman na shell na nakahiga.
Mapanganib sila kapag na-tripan sila ng mga tao.
Si Big Juandalynn Cynthia na babaeng naglilinis ay wala sa trabaho hanggang Marso na may masamang sprain.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

Deputy Assistant Manager ng Mas Malinis na Kaligtasan at Iyon

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Ladies,
welcome to drinking coconut milk in changing rooms.
We just ask you not to leave the empty shells lying.
They are dangerous when people trample on them.
Big Juandalynn Cynthia the cleaning lady
was not at work until March with a bad sprain.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

Deputy Assistant Manager of Cleaner Safety and That
:lol:
I apologise for those rather ticklish entries ahaha
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On Her Majesty's secret snuggle :007:

Dr Yes :007:

Star Wars: attack of the cuddles

Star Wars: a new hug

Lord of the Rings: the two touches

Lord of the Rings: the return of the kiss
:rave: these are very tactile Ma'am OBE :borat:

Dr Yes is my favorite :yep:

the people of the Sunny Philippines are enjoying your punnage:

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Babae,
bagaman malapit na ngayong Enero,
nasa espiritu pa rin tayo ng pasko.
Bakit hindi subukan ang isa sa mga
masasarap na mince pie
ng Zaviera Jomayra sa pagtanggap?
Mahal namin ang yule ng mahabang panahon.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

Deputy Assistant Manager ng maligaya na mga biro at iyon


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Female,
although this January is near,
we are still in the spirit of Christmas.
Why not try one of Zaviera Jomayra’s
delicious mince pies at the reception?
We love Yule long time.

Camron Tristan Rice Querubín

Deputy Assistant Manager of festive jokes and that
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