Well tie me to a kite and hand me a lightning rod, mister!
Any idea WHEN this impending doom is going to strike, oh great TK?
my mum shut all the curtains at 6pm this evening when the radio told her to batten down the hatches, bless her.
its sooooooo windy here! all the fire places are blowing and outside sounds really scary! i hope my dads ok getting back from portsmouth in the car!
Its battering now! My house is going to get blown away if it gets much worse.
I don't hear ANY wind at all. I think you're lying. Trying to scare us or something. And getting my hopes up. What am I going to do with this kite and lightning rod now?
you know what this means, ****ing branches and broken down trees all over the roads!