A Gentleman's Grimoire: candlelit evenings, smell of oak and magical musings 🥃🕯

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*delicately sips on ice cold whisky while reclining in a richly decorated leather chair. Raises eyes and a smirk slowly spreads across face*

O, there you are. *sits up in leather chair slowly and looks you up and down, all the while smirking* Well, aren't you quite the...*smirks* Well come in then. Don't just stand there like a frightened...*swirls glass until only the clinking of ice is heard*...goblin...*smirks*

How d’you do, anyway? Yes you. And you too, sir. Nor must one forget you, madame. I bid you all glorious greetings *outstretches both arms* to this, my divine dwelling. However, before we dispense with the pleasantries let me define what a grimoire is for my more…*pauses and smirks* uncultured readers. A grimoire, if you must know, is a spell book, a textbook of magic if you will. That being said of course, *rolls eyes* as the greatest sorcerer in the world I have no need of a book to perform magic, you understand.

And for those among you who are even more frightfully uncultured and believe this is some kind of character or persona…well…you must be duller than a pixie’s pisspot to think so. True, I blend into civilisation by having a normal job, but…*sternly raises index finger to ceiling while fixing an unmovable gaze on you* make no mistake, I am a real sorcerer. Let’s just say I manipulate matter to construct the world I desire. I am a weaver of wonder and a merchant of magic. I play with reality. I trade in dreams. *smiles while looking at your open-mouthed expressions of awe*

Now, *leans forward in leather chair and places hands firmly on solid oak desk* here’s what you can expect:

- Several leather-bound volumes (this is a grimoire after all) on magical instructions concerning how you, yes...even you, can bend reality to your will in order to sculpt the life you always dreamed of. If you want to know more just ask nicely, I don't bite. Well, most of the time anyway...*smirks darkly* 📖

- Chapters and chapters on chocolate 🍫

- My manifestation log, where I graciously record a selection of my own intentions that come to pass using magic 🔮

- A small but sweet sprinkling of poetry 🎭

- Matrix musings 💊

- Frequent eulogies to the devastating beauty of nature 🌾

- Sky movies (if you know you know) 🌚

- A generous lashing of madness 🤪

- All manner of things morbid, rotting and grim 💀

- And an astonishingly large cauldron's worth of nonsense 🍵


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My awe-stricken child, you may now begin eagerly turning the pages of this grimoire. But before you do, one last thing:

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Manifestation Log

Across my blogs I have included a small selection of things or situations I choose to create using magic. Also situations that came to pass without me deliberately putting them into action, but which are most certainly not coincidence. Here is the grand collection of all the manifestation logs I have ever posted:

Weighing scale
Bookmarks
Congratulations
Red balloon
Lobster
Dragonfly
Swans
Yellow rose
Flying elephant
Purple face
Christmas jumper
Glass dragon
Hershey's chocco
Twins
Twins II
Soap box
Friend's name
Blog anons
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Reserved.
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A message from my demon:

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i'm intrigued
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you know what so annoying i didnt press hand in and now it will affect my grade
im dying rn
Did your finger miss it because as you went to press it your head smashed down as you fell asleep?? \^_^/
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Did your finger miss it because as you went to press it your head smashed down as you fell asleep?? \^_^/
lmao
love the new blog
i was getting rushed by my dad lol and i uploaded and forgot to press submit like a stupid girl i am
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lmao
love the new blog
i was getting rushed by my dad lol and i uploaded and forgot to press submit like a stupid girl i am
your not stupid
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your not stupid
lol yes i am
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Bagsied the first anon :sexface:
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Na thanks i'm out :hide:

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Bagsied the first anon :sexface:
And now you're cursed with unticking for 10,000 posts!!
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And now you're cursed with unticking for 10,000 posts!!
lmao
very true
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Na thanks i'm out :hide:

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Lure me in somehow i'm tryna love it
Eh? If you don't like it why do you want to be lured in???
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Didn’t understand a word you said in the description but cool! A lovely new fresh thread. Very maltersery. Btw you should try it with warm milk like a cereal, it’s gorgeous.
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Eh? If you don't like it why do you want to be lured in???
The chapters on chocolate and poetry might
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Didn’t understand a word you said in the description but cool! A lovely new fresh thread. Very maltersery. Btw you should try it with warm milk like a cereal, it’s gorgeous.
*adds that to my to do list*
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And now you're cursed with unticking for 10,000 posts!!
What if I don't want to unanon myself :sexface:
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The intro omg-
You're so dramatic 😂
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