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so today we find the balance point between the two previous games 
Three Colours: Blue
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Three Colours: Blue
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Blue is the Warmest Colour
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if a French lady electrician has got the wires wrong 
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Mesne Girls
No Gear
The Green Green Zones of Home
Blue Suede Helmets
Who Dares Monitors
Star Wars: A New Ceasefire
No Gear
The Green Green Zones of Home
Blue Suede Helmets
Who Dares Monitors
Star Wars: A New Ceasefire
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Mesne Girls
No Gear
The Green Green Zones of Home
Blue Suede Helmets
Who Dares Monitors
Star Wars: A New Ceasefire
Mesne Girls
No Gear
The Green Green Zones of Home
Blue Suede Helmets
Who Dares Monitors
Star Wars: A New Ceasefire
i am not here 
good work Sir Nulli
you tort me something new today
the people of Wales are thrilled with your punnage:
Foneddigion,
peidiwch â gosod cennin Pedr yng ngwallt
Angharad mawr yn y dderbynfa tra ei bod hi'n cysgu.
Nid oes lle i'r nonsens plentynnaidd hwn.
Mae betio ar nifer y blodau cyn iddi ddeffro yn erbyn y gyfraith.
Glanmor Idris Poovey
Dirprwy reolwr cynorthwyol blodau a hynny
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Gentlemen,
don't put daffodils in the big Angharad's hair
in reception while she is sleeping.
There is no place here for this childish nonsense.
Betting on the number of flowers before
she wakes up is against the law.
Glanmor Idris Poovey
Deputy assistant manager of flowers and that
don't put daffodils in the big Angharad's hair
in reception while she is sleeping.
There is no place here for this childish nonsense.
Betting on the number of flowers before
she wakes up is against the law.
Glanmor Idris Poovey
Deputy assistant manager of flowers and that
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Neutrality the name of the game
Rules of Neutrality
Neutrally on the Dance Floor
Neutrality Kingdom
Mindset of Neutrality
Rules of Neutrality
Neutrally on the Dance Floor
Neutrality Kingdom
Mindset of Neutrality
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00pH7 - James bond is neutral, but must save the world of punnage! No pressure (that's a pun within a pun 
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Silent Beige - Chuck was having an off day.
prostablandins - just couldn't be arsed to get inflamed.
Neutral Defence Pact.
Three Colours : Black. - Sparky had yet to get an updated manual with the current colours.
The League of Ordinary Gentlemen.
Trite night - the horror fest was a bit of a let down.
Pale of the Century
prostablandins - just couldn't be arsed to get inflamed.
Neutral Defence Pact.
Three Colours : Black. - Sparky had yet to get an updated manual with the current colours.
The League of Ordinary Gentlemen.
Trite night - the horror fest was a bit of a let down.
Pale of the Century
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Salts
Harry Water and the Prisoner of Askaban
Harry Potter and the Order of the pH
Neutron-ogy and Grammatica (a textbook from HP).
Harry Water and the Prisoner of Askaban
Harry Potter and the Order of the pH
Neutron-ogy and Grammatica (a textbook from HP).
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(Original post by tinygirl96)
Neutrality the name of the game
Rules of Neutrality
Neutrally on the Dance Floor
Neutrality Kingdom
Mindset of Neutrality
Neutrality the name of the game
Rules of Neutrality
Neutrally on the Dance Floor
Neutrality Kingdom
Mindset of Neutrality
these are awesomely neutral tg
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
00pH7 - James bond is neutral, but must save the world of punnage! No pressure (that's a pun within a pun)
00pH7 - James bond is neutral, but must save the world of punnage! No pressure (that's a pun within a pun
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good bondage... nice & tight 
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(Original post by ghostwalker)
Silent Beige - Chuck was having an off day.
prostablandins - just couldn't be arsed to get inflamed.
Neutral Defence Pact.
Three Colours : Black. - Sparky had yet to get an updated manual with the current colours.
The League of Ordinary Gentlemen.
Trite night - the horror fest was a bit of a let down.
Pale of the Century
Silent Beige - Chuck was having an off day.
prostablandins - just couldn't be arsed to get inflamed.
Neutral Defence Pact.
Three Colours : Black. - Sparky had yet to get an updated manual with the current colours.
The League of Ordinary Gentlemen.
Trite night - the horror fest was a bit of a let down.
Pale of the Century
these are straight down the middle Sir Ghostie if i were to get off the fence i would have to say #2 is my favorite
, and also the electrical one the people of Wales rejoice at your skill:
Foneddigion,
peidiwch â dod â'ch defaid i'r ystafelloedd newid.
Maen nhw'n gwneud sŵn uchel ac yn gwthio
eu traed pwyntiog trwy'r llenni.
Dywed Big Gwenifer,
y ddynes lanhau,
y bydd hi'n tagu'r defaid nesaf y
bydd hi'n dod o hyd iddi.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Dirprwy Gomisiynydd Cynorthwyol defaid a hynny
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Gentlemen,
don't bring your sheep to the changing rooms.
They make a loud noise and push their pointed feet through the curtains.
Big Gwenifer,
the cleaning lady,
says she will choke the next sheep she finds.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of sheep and that
don't bring your sheep to the changing rooms.
They make a loud noise and push their pointed feet through the curtains.
Big Gwenifer,
the cleaning lady,
says she will choke the next sheep she finds.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of sheep and that
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Salts
Harry Water and the Prisoner of Askaban
Harry Potter and the Order of the pH
Neutron-ogy and Grammatica (a textbook from HP).
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Salts
Harry Water and the Prisoner of Askaban
Harry Potter and the Order of the pH
Neutron-ogy and Grammatica (a textbook from HP).
good work user 
i had to remind myself about salts...
"As such, salts are composed of cations (positively charged ions ) and anions (negative ions), and in their unsolvated, solid forms, they are electrically neutral (without a net charge)."
the people of Wales cannot remain neutral:
Cwsmeriaid gwerthfawr,
peidiwch â gadael Brylcreem™
yn y dderbynfa ar gyfer Morwenna fawr.
Mae gan bawb hawl i un camgymeriad
ar gyfryngau cymdeithasol.
Cael bywyd rydych chi'n ei golli.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Dirprwy Gomisiynydd Cynorthwyol camgymeriadau chwithig a hynny
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Valuable customers,
please do not leave Brylcreem ™
at the reception for large Morwenna.
Everyone is entitled to one mistake on social media.
Have a life you miss.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of ridiculous mistakes and that
please do not leave Brylcreem ™
at the reception for large Morwenna.
Everyone is entitled to one mistake on social media.
Have a life you miss.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of ridiculous mistakes and that
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good unbiassed punnage harrysbar OBE #2 is my favorite
the people of Wales enjoy your work in a non-judgmental way:
Foneddigion,
os ydych chi'n dymuno cymryd rhan yn y twerkathon eleni,
cofiwch gael gair gyda Meredydd mawr ar y dderbynfa.
Mae'r digwyddiad yn cael ei gynnal nos yfory ar ôl llanw uchel.
Eleni bydd yr elw yn mynd i helpu ffermwyr Leek mewn angen.
Dim ond £12 yw'r mynediad.
Os oes angen i chi fenthyg rhai pants yoga wedi'u gwneud
o lenni wedi'u hailosod, gall Meredydd mawr eich helpu chi.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Dirprwy Gomisiynydd Cynorthwyol dawnsfeydd doniol a hynny
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Ladies,
if you wish to take part in this year's twerkathon,
please speak to a large Meredydd on reception.
The event is being held tomorrow night after high tide.
This year the proceeds will go to help Leek farmers in need.
Admission is just £ 12.
If you need to borrow some yoga pants made from upcycled curtains,
big M can help you.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of funny dances and that
if you wish to take part in this year's twerkathon,
please speak to a large Meredydd on reception.
The event is being held tomorrow night after high tide.
This year the proceeds will go to help Leek farmers in need.
Admission is just £ 12.
If you need to borrow some yoga pants made from upcycled curtains,
big M can help you.
Bivins Garanwyn Huarwar
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of funny dances and that
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Ladies in Magnolia
Turning Frosty Station Zebra
Code Beige
Hall of the Hillock King
Turning Frosty Station Zebra
Code Beige
Hall of the Hillock King
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Ladies in Magnolia
Turning Frosty Station Zebra
Code Beige
Hall of the Hillock King
Ladies in Magnolia
Turning Frosty Station Zebra
Code Beige
Hall of the Hillock King
it is hard to remain neutral when a second batch of these excellent puns arrives Sir Nulli
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