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Corrupt-A-Wish

Bored so why not...

How to play:
Basically, someone posts a wish they would like to come true and the next person has to grant the wish but corrupt it... then post a wish of their own. :h:

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a new car.
Person B: Granted, but the car has no engine.

Evil but fun :tongue:... I'll start...

I wish I could travel and explore the world. :u:
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Original post by shxttah_x
Bored so why not...

How to play:
Basically, someone posts a wish they would like to come true and the next person has to grant the wish but corrupt it.

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a new car.
Person B: Granted, but the car has no engine.

Evil but fun :tongue:... I'll start...

I wish I could travel and explore the world. :u:

Granted but you have to walk everywhere on your own two feet
Original post by shxttah_x

I wish I could travel and explore the world. :u:

Gretta Thumburg will accompany you.
granted but you will be alone your entire life
Reply 4
Original post by HaydenFordz
Granted but you have to walk everywhere on your own two feet

idm that... it'll be an experience

Original post by glassalice
Gretta Thumburg will accompany you.

hell nah
Reply 5
granted but you will decide to marry a controlling partner :cool:
Original post by shxttah_x
idm that... it'll be an experience


hell nah

Firstly, you would be harrased where ever you go.
Secondly, you wouldn't be permitted to used airplanes/ cars and would be forced to go on a vegan diet.
Thirdly, I suspect that Greta probably doesn't talk about other than climate change.
Reply 7
Original post by glassalice
Firstly, you would be harrased where ever you go.
Secondly, you wouldn't be permitted to used airplanes/ cars and would be forced to go on a vegan diet.
Thirdly, I suspect that Greta probably doesn't talk about other than climate change.

The perfect definition of hell lol
I can't live without my chicken burgers. :frown:
What's your wish?
Original post by shxttah_x
The perfect definition of hell lol
I can't live without my chicken burgers. :frown:
What's your wish?

My own house that me and anyone else that I give permission to can enter and exit. All appliances/ parts of the building fully intact. The area is fully geologically intact and within 50Km of a city.
Reply 9
Original post by glassalice
My own house that me and anyone else that I give permission to can enter and exit. All appliances/ parts of the building fully intact. The area is fully geologically intact and within 50Km of a city.

lmao u made that a hard one to corrupt
anyways here it goes... granted however an earthquake will occur the week u move in and completely destroy the house leaving u homeless... dw u make it out alive and safe other than a broken heart becos u cant save ur home
(i was gonna say 'day' but might aswell give ya some tym to enjoy ur luxurious house hehe)
mashallah brag about reading namaaz then sit on student room all day. WOW
Original post by shxttah_x
Bored so why not...

How to play:
Basically, someone posts a wish they would like to come true and the next person has to grant the wish but corrupt it... then post a wish of their own. :h:

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a new car.
Person B: Granted, but the car has no engine.

Evil but fun :tongue:... I'll start...

I wish I could travel and explore the world. :u:

I wish my sugardaddy would give me another Gucci bag
Reply 12
Original post by ZebaNisa16
mashallah brag about reading namaaz then sit on student room all day. WOW

lmao u gonna stalk me now?... damn i got myself a fan
Original post by nikkiblonsky
I wish my sugardaddy would give me another Gucci bag

it's a gucci bag made of his balls

i wish i could be a perfect student
Reply 14
Original post by earmstrong7
it's a gucci bag made of his balls

i wish i could be a perfect student

granted but u will never have a job
I wish I could fly and land whenever I want :hoppy:
Reply 16
Original post by Ducky_MoMo
I wish I could fly and land whenever I want :hoppy:

granted but u will only be able to land for 10 seconds every time
Reply 17
I wish I had no siblings
Original post by shxttah_x
I wish I had no siblings

Granted but you can't have friends:colone:
Reply 19
Original post by Ducky_MoMo
Granted but you can't have friends:colone:

thats fine by me lolll

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