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Fill this thread with weird things you’ve thought about in the shower (or anywhere, just the term “shower thoughts”)
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If you water water, it grows
Condom companies kill future customers, while cigarette companies kill their best customers.
Your right hand will (probably) never feel your right elbow
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Santa is a jerk for bringing richer kids more expensive gifts
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Imagine if you could dream multiplayer, like with your friends
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If you can drink a drink, why can't you food a food?
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Two lasagna stacked on top of each other is still 1 singular lasagna
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What if the earth were created in 5 minutes back and all the memories we have were fitted into our brain 5 minutes ago?
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What if ghosts say “boo” because they are watching what we are doing and just think we suck
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If your life just got harder, it might be a sign that you just leveled up-
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(Original post by rawrspamz)
If your life just got harder, it might be a sign that you just leveled up-
this is actually really uplifting :'))))
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Fridges in Antarctica keep the food warm
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foreign languages
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(Original post by rawrspamz)
If your life just got harder, it might be a sign that you just leveled up-
This is actually awesome
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School just helps you level up your knowledge skill
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do you ever wonder how many people you've met before but haven't realised? like, maybe you sat next to your boyfriend on a train 5 years ago before you met him and had no idea who he was, and then when you met "for good" neither of you made the connection?
or maybe your best friend was working in a shop a few years back and you bought some stuff and had a chat with them. then you went home and didn't think about them until you met them later in your life...
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who tf was the first person to translate languages???? and how????
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You aren't actually afraid of being alone in your house, or in the forest; You're afraid that you AREN'T alone
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The syllables in “On your mark, Get set, Go!” Are a countdown themselves
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When you can't fall asleep it"s because all the dream servers are full and you have to wait for someone else to disconnect first
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Gay people rely on straight people to make more gay people
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Why are we, as humans, obligated to make someone feel better if they’re sad.. why would saying things like “I don’t care about your situation” be seen as a negative move in certain situations
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