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You are cordially invited to the marriage of Ellie and Zappy watch

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    (Original post by glance)
    I not be yer best man but I know ye can do it...have some grog and ye can do it...
    Get in down yer!

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    *While we wait for the bride to come back from hiding in the toilets* Did no-one check that the printer had done it right?!
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    (Original post by Babyshambles)
    erm...ellie is allready married?


    hello everyone! :hello:

    we'll have to move it to a mormon state in america. anyone able to name one?
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    (Original post by Taramasalata)
    *While we wait for the bride to come back from hiding in the toilets* Did no-one check that the printer had done it right?!
    Ooh, Taramasalata. No wedding reception's complete without it
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    Come on Ellie, pull yourself together!
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    (Original post by Taramasalata)
    *While we wait for the bride to come back from hiding in the toilets* Did no-one check that the printer had done it right?!
    the originals got wet. it was a rush job and the printer sent them out direct
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    (Original post by Geogger)
    Come on Ellie, pull yourself together!
    *Comes out of the toilets*
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    (Original post by Slice'N'Dice)
    Get in down yer!

    :beerglass :beerglass :beerglass :beerglass :beerglass :beerglass
    :beer:

    :puke:*Slice'N'Dice*

    I be sorry for that, arr
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    (Original post by Ellie4)
    *Comes out of the toilets*
    Hooray! Now, let's continue:

    Zapsta, do you take Ellie4 to be your internet Wife? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect her, forsaking all others and holding only unto her, at least until the divorce finalises?
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    OK then, Ellie. Here we go again - I happily give Ellie's hand in marriage to Zappy
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    Ok Zapsta, my contribution can be ppl eating me at the reception...
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    OK the bride's back! Where's the vicar gone?
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    (Original post by Zapsta)
    Wait! Maybe you're right! *Ponders the words of the man who thinks that 2 and 2 add up to 5*
    It's actually a highly intelligent literature reference... never mind.

    Run! Run for your life, while you still can!
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    (Original post by Taramasalata)
    Ok Zapsta, my contribution can be ppl eating me at the reception...
    :eek:
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    :puke:*Slice'N'Dice*

    I be sorry for that, arr
    Arr! Tis nothing abit of good'ol sea watarrr can wash off!
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Hooray! Now, let's continue:

    Zapsta, do you take Ellie4 to be your internet Wife? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect her, forsaking all others and holding only unto her, at least until the divorce finalises?
    Apart from the forsaking all others, yeah. I do.
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    (Original post by bestdeceptions)
    OK the bride's back! Where's the vicar gone?
    I'm still here, trying to turn this shambolic event into something reasonably classy.
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    (Original post by Taramasalata)
    Ok Zapsta, my contribution can be ppl eating me at the reception...
    Cool. That'll be my present to Ellie.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    I'm still here, trying to turn this shambolic event into something reasonably classy.
    *hic*
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    :eek:

    Watch it you'll get banned again! :p:

    Is there are free bar at the reception?
 
 
 
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