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Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Radishes
Lord of tthe Rings: the Two Turmeric
Lord of the Rings: the return of the kohlrabi
Star Wars: the Endive strikes back
A whiter shade of Potato
Okrapussy
Lord of tthe Rings: the Two Turmeric
Lord of the Rings: the return of the kohlrabi
Star Wars: the Endive strikes back
A whiter shade of Potato
Okrapussy
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A true story of unknowing punnage from (at the time) my 8 year old daughter when i pointed out an interesting bird in the garden. It was a Sparrowhawk, which I explained hunts and eats smaller birds.
She innocently asked whether if it had been a vegetarian bird whether it would have been called an Asparagus Hawk ?
She innocently asked whether if it had been a vegetarian bird whether it would have been called an Asparagus Hawk ?
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(Original post by Muttley79)
Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Radishes
Lord of the Rings: the Two Turmeric
Lord of the Rings: the return of the kohlrabi
Star Wars: the Endive strikes back
A whiter shade of Potato
Okrapussy
Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Radishes
Lord of the Rings: the Two Turmeric
Lord of the Rings: the return of the kohlrabi
Star Wars: the Endive strikes back
A whiter shade of Potato
Okrapussy
a fine mixed pun salad Ma'am the last one was my favorite
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í fyrrakvöld höldum við árlega twerkathon
okkar til hjálpar tröllaveiðimönnum í neyð.
Ef þú vilt taka þátt vinsamlegast gefðu
Krónur 44 til stóra Hildigunnar í móttökunni.
Hún getur lánað þér jógabuxur úr úlfsskinni
ef þú átt ekki þína.
Engilbjartur Þjóðann Kolbjörnsson
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tomorrow evening we are holding our annual twerkathon
to help troll hunters in need.
If you want to participate please donate ISK 44
to the big Hildigunn in the reception.
She can lend you wolfskin yoga pants
if you do not own yours.
Engilbjartur Þjóðann Kolbjörnsson
Assistant to the director of ladies' dances and that
tomorrow evening we are holding our annual twerkathon
to help troll hunters in need.
If you want to participate please donate ISK 44
to the big Hildigunn in the reception.
She can lend you wolfskin yoga pants
if you do not own yours.
Engilbjartur Þjóðann Kolbjörnsson
Assistant to the director of ladies' dances and that
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Spongebob squash pants
Wizards of Waverly Pesto
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Idk if pesto is a veg
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Beets by Dr. Dre
Beets by Dr. Dre
welcome to the Salad Bowl of Puns my friend We enjoyed your first offering
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(Original post by Trinculo)
Swede Dreams (are made of this)
Swede Dreams (are made of this)
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(Original post by meddad)
A true story of unknowing punnage from (at the time) my 8 year old daughter when i pointed out an interesting bird in the garden. It was a Sparrowhawk, which I explained hunts and eats smaller birds.
She innocently asked whether if it had been a vegetarian bird whether it would have been called an Asparagus Hawk ?
Lettuce pray for further vegetarian contributions to this thread
A true story of unknowing punnage from (at the time) my 8 year old daughter when i pointed out an interesting bird in the garden. It was a Sparrowhawk, which I explained hunts and eats smaller birds.
She innocently asked whether if it had been a vegetarian bird whether it would have been called an Asparagus Hawk ?
Lettuce pray for further vegetarian contributions to this thread
thank you for that charming anecdote
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That's a turnip for the books
That's a turnip for the books
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(Original post by meddad)
Bean there, done that. Pepper late than never.
Bean there, done that. Pepper late than never.
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