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let's toss some puns into the salad bowl & see what comes out

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetables
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Swede Dreams (are made of this)
:five: good one Trinc

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Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Radishes

Lord of tthe Rings: the Two Turmeric

Lord of the Rings: the return of the kohlrabi

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A whiter shade of Potato

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Spongebob squash pants
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A true story of unknowing punnage from (at the time) my 8 year old daughter when i pointed out an interesting bird in the garden. It was a Sparrowhawk, which I explained hunts and eats smaller birds.

She innocently asked whether if it had been a vegetarian bird whether it would have been called an Asparagus Hawk ?
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Lettuce pray for further vegetarian contributions to this thread
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(Original post by Muttley79)
Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the Radishes

Lord of the Rings: the Two Turmeric

Lord of the Rings: the return of the kohlrabi

Star Wars: the Endive strikes back

A whiter shade of Potato

Okrapussy :007:
:rave: a fine mixed pun salad Ma'am

the last one was my favorite :borat:

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í fyrrakvöld höldum við árlega twerkathon
okkar til hjálpar tröllaveiðimönnum í neyð.
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Krónur 44 til stóra Hildigunnar í móttökunni.
Hún getur lánað þér jógabuxur úr úlfsskinni
ef þú átt ekki þína.

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She can lend you wolfskin yoga pants
if you do not own yours.

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Spongebob squash pants

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:woo: Welcome to the Vegetable Garden of Puns

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FYI Pesto is a sauce made with basil....
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:ahee: welcome to the Salad Bowl of Puns my friend :borat:

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Swede Dreams (are made of this)
That's a turnip for the books
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A true story of unknowing punnage from (at the time) my 8 year old daughter when i pointed out an interesting bird in the garden. It was a Sparrowhawk, which I explained hunts and eats smaller birds.

She innocently asked whether if it had been a vegetarian bird whether it would have been called an Asparagus Hawk ?

Lettuce pray for further vegetarian contributions to this thread
:yay: thank you for that charming anecdote

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That's a turnip for the books
don't mangel the English language :teehee:
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don't mangel the English language :teehee:
Bean there, done that. Pepper late than never.
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Bean there, done that. Pepper late than never.
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i can't romaine any longer

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