Make it More Non-alcoholic Drink-ey !!

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let us refresh ourselves with some cheering, but not inebriating punnage

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-alcoholic_drink

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_energy_drinks
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No coke without fire
Now this is great fanta
Bricks & water
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Hmmm.... tricky one.

Alcohol you later to see if we can widen the scope.
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I was soda-termined but couldn't think any good puns up.
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George’s marvellous Mountain dew
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Lockdown is soda-pressing
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(Original post by mnot)
No coke without fire
Now this is great fanta
Bricks & water
:rave: a great start to our pun sesh

the people of the sun-kissed island of Cyprus are enjoying your work:

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ektimíste tous pelátes,
min férete tis aíges sas sta apodytíria.
archízoun na polemoún me ta próvata
kai ypárchei megáli zimiá stis kourtínes kai aftó.
Zitíste apó ti megáli Callidora sti resepsión
na sas deíxei ton drómo pros to katsikísio dípla
sto chóro státhmefsis.

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Anaplirotís Voithós Diefthyntís aigón kai aftó


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appreciated customers,
do not bring your goats to the locker rooms.
they start fighting with the sheep
and there is a lot of damage to the curtains and that.
Ask the big Callidora at the front desk to show you
the way to the goat pen next to the car park.

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Hmmm.... tricky one.

Alcohol you later to see if we can widen the scope.
:ahee: don't milk it :teehee:

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I'm exactly 6 feet from my head to my moji-toes
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Charlie and the Hot Chocolate Factory
De-juice, You Say!
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Hmmm.... tricky one.

Alcohol you later to see if we can widen the scope.

Lockdown is soda-pressing

I'm exactly 6 feet from my head to my moji-toes
:woo: thank you for these refreshing puns

the people of Cyprus are enjoying them

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Kýrioi,
parakaló min strifogyrízete ta moustákia sas
sto megálo Myrianthe sti resepsión.
Óles oi kyríes sto chorió tis échoun ploúsia malliá prosópou.
Párte mia zoí pou eíste látreis ton skatharión

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Anaplirotís Voithós Diefthyntís asfáleias prosopikoú kai aftó

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Gentlemen,
please do not turn your mustache at the big Myrianthe
at the reception.
All the ladies in her village have rich facial hair.
Get a life you that you love beetles

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Charlie and the Hot Chocolate Factory

De-juice, You Say!

I was soda-termined but couldn't think any good puns up.
:yay: welcome to the soda fountain of puns my friend

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Non alcoholic beverages have been with us since the beginning....

Adam and Eve started it all with nudi-tea
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Fanta-stick Mr.Fox

James and the giant pepsi

George’s marvellous Mountain dew
:rave: welcome back to the teahouse of Puns

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Kyríes,
ávrio to apógevma diorganónoume to
etísio twerkathon mas.
fétos eínai gia tous enoikiastés
bananón pou échoun anánki.
ítan mia katastrofikí chroniá gia aftá ta skasímata.
Eán thélete na lávete méros,
dóste 2,60 € sti megáli Calista sti resepsión.
Boreí na sas daneísei meriká pantelónia
giónka apó dérma katsíkas an den échete dikó sas.

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Anaplirotís Voithós Diefthyntís choroú kyrías kai aftó

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Ladies,
tomorrow afternoon we are organizing our annual twerkathon.
this year is for banana boat renters in need.
It was a disastrous year for these chaps.
If you want to take part,
give € 2.60 to the great Calista at the reception.
She can lend you some goat skin yoga pants
if you do not have your own.

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:gah: nice one Trinc :congrats:

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Non alcoholic beverages have been with us since the beginning....

Adam and Eve started it all with nudi-tea
it was so Innocent™ then
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