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let us refresh ourselves with some cheering, but not inebriating punnage 
Teas of the Durbervilles
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19th century Dorset farmers open a tea room where their cress sandwiches are very popular
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-alcoholic_drink
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...drink_products
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_energy_drinks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...drink_products
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_energy_drinks
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a great start to our pun sesh the people of the sun-kissed island of Cyprus are enjoying your work:
ektimíste tous pelátes,
min férete tis aíges sas sta apodytíria.
archízoun na polemoún me ta próvata
kai ypárchei megáli zimiá stis kourtínes kai aftó.
Zitíste apó ti megáli Callidora sti resepsión
na sas deíxei ton drómo pros to katsikísio dípla
sto chóro státhmefsis.
Charálampos Zormpás Triantafýllou
Anaplirotís Voithós Diefthyntís aigón kai aftó
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appreciated customers,
do not bring your goats to the locker rooms.
they start fighting with the sheep
and there is a lot of damage to the curtains and that.
Ask the big Callidora at the front desk to show you
the way to the goat pen next to the car park.
Charalambos Zorbas Triantafyllou
Deputy Assistant Goat Manager and that
do not bring your goats to the locker rooms.
they start fighting with the sheep
and there is a lot of damage to the curtains and that.
Ask the big Callidora at the front desk to show you
the way to the goat pen next to the car park.
Charalambos Zorbas Triantafyllou
Deputy Assistant Goat Manager and that
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don't milk it 
please wear this badge on your TSR uniform
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(Original post by meddad)
Hmmm.... tricky one.
Alcohol you later to see if we can widen the scope.
Lockdown is soda-pressing
I'm exactly 6 feet from my head to my moji-toes
Hmmm.... tricky one.
Alcohol you later to see if we can widen the scope.
Lockdown is soda-pressing
I'm exactly 6 feet from my head to my moji-toes
thank you for these refreshing puns the people of Cyprus are enjoying them
Kýrioi,
parakaló min strifogyrízete ta moustákia sas
sto megálo Myrianthe sti resepsión.
Óles oi kyríes sto chorió tis échoun ploúsia malliá prosópou.
Párte mia zoí pou eíste látreis ton skatharión
Charálampos Zormpás Triantafýllou
Anaplirotís Voithós Diefthyntís asfáleias prosopikoú kai aftó
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Gentlemen,
please do not turn your mustache at the big Myrianthe
at the reception.
All the ladies in her village have rich facial hair.
Get a life you that you love beetles
Charalambos Zorbas Triantafyllou
Deputy Assistant Director of Personnel Security and that
please do not turn your mustache at the big Myrianthe
at the reception.
All the ladies in her village have rich facial hair.
Get a life you that you love beetles
Charalambos Zorbas Triantafyllou
Deputy Assistant Director of Personnel Security and that
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(Original post by spinningtop)
Charlie and the Hot Chocolate Factory
De-juice, You Say!
I was soda-termined but couldn't think any good puns up.
Charlie and the Hot Chocolate Factory
De-juice, You Say!
I was soda-termined but couldn't think any good puns up.
welcome to the soda fountain of puns my friend please wear this badge on your TSR tunic:
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Non alcoholic beverages have been with us since the beginning....
Adam and Eve started it all with nudi-tea
Adam and Eve started it all with nudi-tea
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(Original post by Cute Kawaii)
Fanta-stick Mr.Fox
James and the giant pepsi
George’s marvellous Mountain dew
Fanta-stick Mr.Fox
James and the giant pepsi
George’s marvellous Mountain dew
welcome back to the teahouse of Puns the people of Cyprus are enjoying your work:
Kyríes,
ávrio to apógevma diorganónoume to
etísio twerkathon mas.
fétos eínai gia tous enoikiastés
bananón pou échoun anánki.
ítan mia katastrofikí chroniá gia aftá ta skasímata.
Eán thélete na lávete méros,
dóste 2,60 € sti megáli Calista sti resepsión.
Boreí na sas daneísei meriká pantelónia
giónka apó dérma katsíkas an den échete dikó sas.
Charálampos Zorbás Triantafýllou
Anaplirotís Voithós Diefthyntís choroú kyrías kai aftó
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Ladies,
tomorrow afternoon we are organizing our annual twerkathon.
this year is for banana boat renters in need.
It was a disastrous year for these chaps.
If you want to take part,
give € 2.60 to the great Calista at the reception.
She can lend you some goat skin yoga pants
if you do not have your own.
Charalambos Zorbas Triantafyllou
Deputy Assistant Director of Lady Dance and that
tomorrow afternoon we are organizing our annual twerkathon.
this year is for banana boat renters in need.
It was a disastrous year for these chaps.
If you want to take part,
give € 2.60 to the great Calista at the reception.
She can lend you some goat skin yoga pants
if you do not have your own.
Charalambos Zorbas Triantafyllou
Deputy Assistant Director of Lady Dance and that
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(Original post by meddad)
Non alcoholic beverages have been with us since the beginning....
Adam and Eve started it all with nudi-tea
Non alcoholic beverages have been with us since the beginning....
Adam and Eve started it all with nudi-tea
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