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we normally try to keep away from them... but today we enter with all puns blazing

From Here to Maternity

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http://www.qehkl.nhs.uk/Glossary.asp...tly.used.terms

https://www.gosh.nhs.uk/conditions-a...th-dictionary/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ions#Hospitals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catego...evision_series
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ICU tomorrow
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let me go pet my CAT
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ICU tomorrow
take care ( intensive )
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let me go pet my CAT
:woo:nice one thiccc
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:woo:nice one thiccc
hehehe thonksss
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scary East German fantasy involving a bear working in A&E

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All About Endoscopy

Lord of the Rings: the two therapies

Lord of the Rings: the return of the kidney

The wizard of Orthopaedics

Octopodiatry :007:

Gone with the wards

Sorry these need a bit more treatment to be down to my usual standard
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Highway robbery

Surgeon seen to stand and de-liver !
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Was a stroke of bad luck
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(Original post by Muttley79)
All About Endoscopy

Lord of the Rings: the two therapies

Lord of the Rings: the return of the kidney

The wizard of Orthopaedics

Octopodiatry :007:

Gone with the wards

Sorry these need a bit more treatment to be down to my usual standard
:rave: a healthy selection of punnage Ma'am

the 007 one made me chuckle :borat:

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Mga kababaihan,
mangyaring huwag iwanan ang mga pakwan
sa mga radiator sa mga nagbabagong silid.
Ilang sandali ay sumabog sila at tinakpan
ang mga kurtina sa isang mabahong gulo.
Sinabi ni Big Maricel na babaeng naglilinis
na nilinis niya ang kanyang huling melon.

Coleman Casimiro Leng Romblon

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please do not leave watermelons on radiators
in changing rooms.
Moments later they exploded and
covered the curtains with a foul mess.
Big Maricel, the cleaning lady,
said she cleaned her last melon.

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Deputy Assistant Manager of melon safety and that
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My radiologist saw right through me
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let me go pet my CAT
Look after your CAT.

Catscan use MRI machines
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Highway robbery

Surgeon seen to stand and de-liver !

My radiologist saw right through me
:woo: your puns will be allowed home after the consultant has been round

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Mga ginoo,
huwag subukan at itapon ang mga
jamun sa bibig ng malaking Consolacion habang
siya ay natutulog sa pagtanggap.
Ang pag-uugali na ito ay angkop
para sa mga sanggol,
hindi mga matatandang lalaki.
Ang pagtaya sa mapanganib
na aktibitiy na ito ay labag sa batas.

Coleman Casimiro Leng Romblon

Deputy Assistant Manager ng plum casting at iyon

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Gentlemen,
do not try and throw jamun in the mouth
of the big Consolacion while she sleeps at the reception.
This behavior is suitable for toddlers,
not older men.
Betting on this dangerous activity is against the law.

Coleman Casimiro Leng Romblon

Deputy Assistant Manager of plum casting and that
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Aorta be able to think of more puns tomorrow
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Was a stroke of bad luck
:ahee: welcome to the Resusc Room of Pun my friend

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Aorta be able to think of more puns tomorrow
:yay: it will not be in vein :teehee:
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What if ICU first ?
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