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we need more and more documents to conduct our daily lives :emo:

let's fight back with some anarchic punnage

The Remains of the ID

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oops i am so careless with the blender


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:party: David Attenborough :blow:

Ooopss, I though it said documentary not document :blush:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Document

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catego...tity_documents
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:rofl: I thought the theme was documentary!
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(Original post by Bookworm_88)
:party: David Attenborough :blow:
:teehee: you are thinking of documentary... :console:

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Dunno if this counts, but:
I need a something to read legal documents....I need contract lenses
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(Original post by Bookworm_88)
:rofl: I thought the theme was documentary!
never mind.
Welcome to the Checkpoint of Puns. Please show your wordplay to the guard.

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Lemon word
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(Original post by Bookworm_88)
Dunno if this counts, but:
I need a something to read legal documents....I need contract lenses
:rofl: that pun is barely legal :toofunny:

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Lemon word
LaTex-Mex
:yay: these are types of document so yeah :borat:

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The Statement Room
Affidavit Beckham
Captain America: Constitutional War
App(lication Form) Store
Amazing Gazette
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A license to kill
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(Original post by Vapordave)
The Statement Room
Affidavit Beckham
Captain America: Constitutional War
App(lication Form) Store
Amazing Gazette
:woo: a great in-tray of punnage Vapordave :congrats:

the people of Samoa recognise your skillz

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Alii,
faamolemole aua le faia le 'ava
sauniga i le sui potu. e le lava le avanoa
e faʻatagaina ai le feʻaveaʻi gaioiga e mafai
e le vai inu paia ona gaosia i latou o loʻo auai.
Ae oso i le taliaina ma fai sau upu ma Fetuilelagi lapoʻa.
E mafai ona ia aveina oe i lalo i le fale sauniga
fou i lalo o le paka taʻavale.
Talosia ia faʻatasi tuaʻa ma oe.

Ta 'nkaludeku Faamoana Sifu

Sui Fesoasoani Fesoasoani o mea inu paia ma lena


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Gentlemen,
please don't do the 'ava ceremony in the locker room.
there is not enough space to allow for the frenzied movement
that holy drinking water can produce for those who participate.
But instead pop along to reception and have a word with the big Fetuilelagi.
She can take you down to the new ceremonial longhouse
at the bottom the parking lot.
May the ancestors be with you.

Ta 'nkaludeku Faamoana Sifu

Assistant Assistant substitute holy drink and that
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A license to kill
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I hate rumours.

Why do people spreadsheet about me ?
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I hate rumours.

Why do people spreadsheet about me ?
:ahee: Excel-ent pun Sire !! :congrats:

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i am off to bed

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cu2moro

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i am off to bed

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Hasta la Visa, Beary
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