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so we all have five senses... let us use punnage to explore them

my sixth sense tells me this will be good :teehee:

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so we all have five senses... let us use punnage to explore them

my sixth sense tells me this will be good :teehee:
Yes, it will be good.

A taste of things to come.
Hear, hear !
The ayes have it !
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Smellraiser (1987)
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Yes, it will be good.

A taste of things to come.
Hear, hear !
The ayes have it !
:woo: well played meddad... you have skin in the game

the people of Ireland enjoy your punnage, so they do :borat:

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A dhaoine uaisle,
ná cothromaigh prátaí ar cheann an Chobhfhlaith mhóir
agus í ina codladh ar an bhfáiltiú.
Is cluiche amaideach do leanaí é seo.
Tá sé mídhleathach gealltóireacht a dhéanamh
ar líon na bprátaí sula ndúisíonn sí.
Faigh brains ciaróg beatha yez.

Bláthmac Congal Ó Ó Cionnfhaillte

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta ar mhí-úsáid prátaí agus sin


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Gentlemen,
do not balance potatoes on the head of the great Chobhfhlaith
as she sleeps at the reception.
This is a silly game for kids.
It is illegal to bet on the number of potatoes before she wakes up.
Get a life yez beetle brains ye

Bláthmac Congal Ó Ó Cionnfhaillte

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Smellraiser (1987)
:woo: i can sense a medal before long :teehee:

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More taste less smell
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Sensory and sensibility.-jane austen

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Much Ado About Touching
King Ear
All's Well That Smells Well
Audiolanus
The Tasting of the Shrew
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More taste less smell
:woo: kia ora L-dogg. Kei te pehea koe?

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Sensory and sensibility.-jane austen

Million dollar smell

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:woo: hehehe i'm lovin' it J :congrats:

#1 is a cracker :yep:

the people of the Emerald Isle are also lovin' it, so they are :

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Custaiméirí luachmhara,
chonacthas clurichaun sna seomraí feistis thar an deireadh seachtaine.
Má tharlaíonn tú go dtagann tú ar an gcréatúr seo níor
chóir duit dul i mbun comhrá,
agus cinnte gan alcól a sholáthar dó.
Ina áit sin téigh go díreach chuig Nárbhla mór ar an bhfáiltiú.
Is feasa bean cáilithe í agus déileálfaidh sí go cuí leis an clurichaun.

Feardomhnach Cúmhaighe Flann Mac Giolla Fhionntóg

Leas-Stiúrthóir Cúnta apparitions agus taht


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Valuable customers,
a clurichaun was seen in the dressing rooms over the weekend.
If you happen to come across this creature
you should not engage in conversation,
and certainly not provide him with alcohol.
Instead go straight to Nárbhla big at the reception.
She is known to be a qualified wise woman
and will deal appropriately with the clurichaun.

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(Original post by FV75)
Much Ado About Touching
King Ear
All's Well That Smells Well
Audiolanus
The Tasting of the Shrew
:rave: a lovely full house of sensory bardic punnage Your Ladyship :congrats:

the people of Ireland admire your thoroughness, so they do

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A mhná,
tráthnóna amárach tá ár twerkathon carthanachta
ar siúl againn in aice leis an seid prátaí.
I mbliana téann na fáltais chuig rinceoirí abhann i ngátar.
Buille uafásach ab ea an glasáil do na siamsóirí cáiliúla seo.
Níl sé mar an gcéanna ar líne.
Más mian leat páirt a ghlacadh tabhair € 2.48
le Dearbhorgaill mór ar an bhfáiltiú.
Is féidir léi péire brístí yoga línéadach Dungannon
a thabhairt ar iasacht duit le lása Eochaill
ag tabhairt mionsonraí mura bhfuil do cheann féin agat.

Feardomhnach Cúmhaighe Flann Mac Giolla Fhionntóg

Leas-Stiúrthóir Cúnta damhsa ban agus sin

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Ladies,
tomorrow afternoon we are having our charity twerkathon near the potato shed.
This year the proceeds go to river dancers in need.
The lockdown was a terrible blow to these famous entertainers.
It's not the same online.
If you would like to take part please donate € 2.48
to a large Dearbhorgaill at the reception.
She can lend you a pair of Dungannon linen yoga trousers
with Youghal lace detailing if you don’t have your own,
so she can.

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Screaming Lord Touch

The Seventh Feel

The Smells of St. Trinian's

On a Pale Horse Sense.

Timmy Palate

Ear of the Realm

Ears of a Clown

A Nose by any other name... would still smell. (Not quite Shakespeare)
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Screaming Lord Touch

The Seventh Feel

The Smells of St. Trinian's

On a Pale Horse Sense.

Timmy Palate

Ear of the Realm

Ears of a Clown

A Nose by any other name... would still smell. (Not quite Shakespeare)
:woo: these feel lovely Sir Ghostie !! :adore:

the first three are amazing... #2 is the winner overall :yay:

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the people of Ireland are lovin' your puns, so they are :

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A dhaoine uaisle,
tráthnóna amárach beidh ár mban álainn
ag léiriú a gcuid carthanachta twerkathon thall ag an seid prátaí.
Más mian leat an damhsa frenzied a fheiceáil
ó achar discréideach cén fáth nach bhfuil focal agat
le Gormfhlaith mór ar an bhfáiltiú?
Tá rogha breá d’uirlisí cumhachtacha optúla
aici mar theileascóip agus déshúiligh le fruiliú.

Ruaidhri Finguine Ó Ó Thighearnáin

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta breathnóireachta damhsa agus sin


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Gentlemen,
tomorrow evening our lovely ladies will be showing
their charity twerkathon
over there at the potato shed.
If you want to see the frenzied dance
from a discreet distance why not have a word with
a great Gormfhlaith at the reception?
She has a great selection of powerful optical instruments
such as telescopes and binoculars for hire.

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He nose you know - Marillion

Olfactory - Bruce Springsteen

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(Original post by Joinedup)
He nose you know - Marillion

Olfactory - Bruce Springsteen

:woo: you can smell victory J

the people of Ireland are enjoying your punnage, so they are

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A dhaoine uaisle,
tá ceant carthanais ar siúl againn sula dtosóidh
an twerkathon tráthnóna amárach.
Dá mba mhaith leat aon earraí a bhronnadh
ar an díol bheimis an-bhuíoch.
Téigh díreach chuig Meadhbh mór iad ag an bhfáiltiú.
Tá fonn ar leith orainn meabhráin seoltóireachta a bheith againn,
samhlacha ardeaglaisí Francacha,
úrscéalta suite i dtraenacha iarnróid
agus autographs de ghrúpaí skiffle.
Ní féidir linn glacadh le tacair spirograph,
cáis nó aon rud ó Mhálta.

Ruaidhri Finguine Ó Ó Thighearnáin

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta ceantanna agus sin


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Gentlemen,
we are holding a charity auction before the twerkathon starts tomorrow afternoon.
If you would like to donate any items for sale we would be very grateful.
Drop them off with big Meadhbh at the reception.
We are particularly keen to have sailing memorabilia,
models of French cathedrals,
novels set in railway trains and autographs of skiffle groups.
We cannot accept spirograph sets,
cheese or anything from Malta.

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I nose it's out of odor for me to just post a link rather than come up with my own pun, but this does appeal to my scents of humour

https://youtu.be/jl1Zfz-Widc
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I nose it's out of odor for me to just post a link rather than come up with my own pun, but this does appeal to my scents of humour

https://youtu.be/jl1Zfz-Widc
:congrats: that was a joyful few minutes ... perhaps you would like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b28_wgzR34Y
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:congrats: that was a joyful few minutes ... perhaps you would like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b28_wgzR34Y
Bravo - it appealed to my sixth sense
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