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Make it More Criminal-ey !!

Criminals are bad people, and that is no fabrication. Let us show how we feel about them through the medium of punnage :yep:

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Celery the nuisance caller has rung in again to report a stalker.
(edited 3 years ago)
i am sure these people would be interested in your game:


Spoiler

Wasting the police's thyme is serious matter. You'd better buy another plant.
Sapphire & Steal
Reply 5
I don't want to go to sleep yet - resisting a rest.
Jeffrey Epstein in his Charles mansion

Prince Andrew Lloyd Webber
(A reoffending pun from a previous thread)

The white sutcliffes of dover
Reply 7
I’m really going to make a massacre of this
Grand TCWOC Auto

Michael Powell’s
Tom the Offender under section 67 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003

The Bigamist of Casterbridge
The Darling Thugs of May

Thieves and Woosta

Far From the Grabbing Crowd

The Screws Taped Letters
The Legend of Blagger Vince

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Burgler and chips - arrested for possession of stolen foods.
Criminimalism - stealing everything except the bear necessities.
Offence post - stealing barriers by mail.
Hit and rune - viking graffiti artist strikes again...
Criminal Queen- Abba
Reply 13
This could keep me up all night 🤣
Original post by meddad
This could keep me up all night 🤣

they should face a stiff penalty :angry:
Original post by meddad
This could keep me up all night 🤣

Will the perpetrators stand up in court?
The Real Criminal please stand up
Mister Larcenist - The Fall
Reply 18
Original post by the bear
they should face a stiff penalty :angry:

I feel sorry for the criminals wives. They're taking it harder than anyone
Swindlers List (1993)

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