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i took my pants off and told a cop that someone rapped me, not proud of it, but we took some lsd and it was a night
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too many things i could never admit to

but i can say mooning my friend's car while we're driving in front of it, talking to a possum on a garbage bin in Australia, mistaking a homeless person for a police officer :dontknow:
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I went in to a pub after several refused to serve me. I was so drunk I that I was partially blind. One would only give me crisps, which I immediately threw at someone. I then fell asleep on the pavement, was at some point helped up to a bench by two teenage girls who I was apparently sick on. I remember blacking out and waking up laughing covered in sick next to the teenage girls. Somehow my mum and brother turned up and put me in a taxi (driver wasn't happy). I tried to jump out of the taxi mid drive because I thought I was invincible. When he asked for payment I called him a Jew. Woke up a few days later covered in sick, piss and for some reason blood.
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(Original post by DiddyDec)
Playing cricket with glass bottles in the corridor of university halls proceeded by shooting each other with air pistols loaded with metal pellets.

Buckfast, never again.
:lol: Interesting...
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(Original post by shortkid)
i took my pants off and told a cop that someone rapped me, not proud of it, but we took some lsd and it was a night
Was it true?

(Original post by Joleee)
too many things i could never admit to

but i can say mooning my friend's car while we're driving in front of it, talking to a possum on a garbage bin in Australia, mistaking a homeless person for a police officer :dontknow:
Mooning? Like showed your arse?

(Original post by 4Skin)
I went in to a pub after several refused to serve me. I was so drunk I that I was partially blind. One would only give me crisps, which I immediately threw at someone. I then fell asleep on the pavement, was at some point helped up to a bench by two teenage girls who I was apparently sick on. I remember blacking out and waking up laughing covered in sick next to the teenage girls. Somehow my mum and brother turned up and put me in a taxi (driver wasn't happy). I tried to jump out of the taxi mid drive because I thought I was invincible. When he asked for payment I called him a Jew. Woke up a few days later covered in sick, piss and for some reason blood.
A few days later?!
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(Original post by sunny.side.up)
Did your cousin kiss you back?
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(Original post by sunny.side.up)
Was it true?


Mooning? Like showed your arse?


A few days later?!
was it true that i got rapper or that i did it?
if its the first one, than hell no, i will never let that happen
if its the second one than yes, we took some lsd and the party got started
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(Original post by Evelynmist)
Yup
Was he high too?
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(Original post by shortkid)
was it true that i got rapper or that i did it?
if its the first one, than hell no, i will never let that happen
if its the second one than yes, we took some lsd and the party got started
I was asking if you actually got r*ped. Why would you make something like that up?
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(Original post by sunny.side.up)
I was asking if you actually got r*ped. Why would you make something like that up?
like i said we took some lsd
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(Original post by shortkid)
like i said we took some lsd
What was that like?
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What was that like?
everything was colorful and sounds came from every where, it made me very happy and in a party mood
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everything was colorful and sounds came from every where, it made me very happy and in a party mood
How do you remember?
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Humped a wall continuously in a club or tried to make a snow angel in a small patch of grass
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(Original post by sunny.side.up)
Mooning? Like showed your arse?
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I was drunk one night while walking home from the Kino with the lads. Out of nowhere I just felt the sudden urge to urinate, and noticed a lamp post. I promptly defiled it with my urine, before sticking my pool noodle into a hole on it. They don't make lamp posts like those anymore, I went all the way and filled it up. Not with urine.
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Humped a wall continuously in a club or tried to make a snow angel in a small patch of grass
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Humped a wall continuously in a club or tried to make a snow angel in a small patch of grass
:lol: How did people react?

(Original post by Joleee)
:yes:
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I was drunk one night while walking home from the Kino with the lads. Out of nowhere I just felt the sudden urge to urinate, and noticed a lamp post. I promptly defiled it with my urine, before sticking my pool noodle into a hole on it. They don't make lamp posts like those anymore, I went all the way and filled it up. Not with urine.
Tell me why I've heard something like this before....
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(Original post by sunny.side.up)
Tell me why I've heard something like this before....
I've done a lot of weird stuff. My childhood was building dams in the park and mining (yes mining) under paths and general park mischief. Ofc I've jumped a few lamp posts and taken em.
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