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Starship Trooper
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https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...e-b928239.html

The green candidate for mayor of London has pledged to end all murders in London within ten years. Her other policies include making piers Morgan likeable as well as powering all of London using wind chimes and hemp.

Presumably when a murder is about to happen she will spontaneously appear and say firmly 'No!' stunning the assailant and causing them to change their ways and become vegan.
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She wants to invest in Minority Report's pre-crime unit without realising it was a work of fiction.
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The beauties' of being a member of a non-party (in terms of it being risible they'll ever be more than a quasi-pressure group) you can make crackpot promises and claims and never be held to account for them.
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Ask about her views on self-ID. I am a man, but I think her policy is such that I could just say 'I am a woman' and then immediately be in women only spaces.
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what a nutter
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The Green Party has always been a breeding ground for oddballs and misfits, but I’ve got to admit these last few months they’ve really been turning the screw.
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