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let us once more delve into the ancient lore of heraldry with the aid of our noble puns 
Gules et Jim
Gules et Jim
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confusing French New Wave film about a red haired chap and his friend and a statue 
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if it wasn't for the knights.... 
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she zigged and zagged across the dancefloor 
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Dancetty Queen
Dancetty Queen
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she zigged and zagged across the dancefloor
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Tenne things i hate about you
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mainly your orange skin tone 
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Bride of Checky
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daft tale involving dolls with square patterns on their bodies
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Finding this one difficult so stole this from elsewhere - they Sir Tainly made me smile
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
“I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize
“I shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference
“We shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf
“I was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render
“I was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real
“I was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
“I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize
“I shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference
“We shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf
“I was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render
“I was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real
“I was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis
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Luces in the Sky with Diamonds
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man those big fish up in the clouds they are sparkling... awesome 
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Finding this one difficult so stole this from elsewhere - they Sir Tainly made me smile
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
“I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize
“I shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference
“We shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf
“I was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render
“I was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real
“I was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis
Finding this one difficult so stole this from elsewhere - they Sir Tainly made me smile
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
“I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize
“I shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference
“We shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf
“I was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render
“I was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real
“I was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis
i'm sure the authors won't mind
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A Vairy Hungry Caterpillar
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the caterpillar is covered in a pattern of bell shapes, and has quite the appetite
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Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King of Arms
The Members of the College of Arms prepare for battle. They’ve heard some random bloke has just awarded himself a coat of arms and they will not stand for it. These fraudulent arms must be destroyed.
Herald & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
After an unfortunate misunderstanding on a domestic flight, a Herald of Arms (and some random bloke named Kumar) are sent to Guantanamo Bay. In return for his own armorial bearings, Kumar agrees to help the Herald escape, and this film follows their series of comic activities as they attempt escape.
Crest We Forget
A man received a grant of arms. He regrets his initial choice of crest, as it’s very forgettable. I wrote this damn film, and I can’t even remember what it was. Probably wouldn’t bother watching this one to be honest with you.
Ermine Angst
Three tails of love, sex, and death in Berlin. All in some way related to the inclusion of ermine in a coat of arms. Brought to you by Heraldry’s most shocking directors.
Howard’s Bend
Howard, the proud recipient of a grant of arms, explains in coma-inducing detail the myriad reasons for his choosing to have a bend as his ordinary rather than, say, a saltire or even a pale in this home-made movie extravaganza. Buckle in, because this is three and a half hours of your life that you’re never getting back.
Marshal Law
A young Pursuivant learns the tricks of the trade in this movie that loosely follows the movie-hero-is-trained-by-old-sensei format. In this case, the protagonist learns the rules of marshalling of arms, applying this knowledge to extricate himself from many scrapes in this high-octane heraldic thriller.
The Members of the College of Arms prepare for battle. They’ve heard some random bloke has just awarded himself a coat of arms and they will not stand for it. These fraudulent arms must be destroyed.
Herald & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
After an unfortunate misunderstanding on a domestic flight, a Herald of Arms (and some random bloke named Kumar) are sent to Guantanamo Bay. In return for his own armorial bearings, Kumar agrees to help the Herald escape, and this film follows their series of comic activities as they attempt escape.
Crest We Forget
A man received a grant of arms. He regrets his initial choice of crest, as it’s very forgettable. I wrote this damn film, and I can’t even remember what it was. Probably wouldn’t bother watching this one to be honest with you.
Ermine Angst
Three tails of love, sex, and death in Berlin. All in some way related to the inclusion of ermine in a coat of arms. Brought to you by Heraldry’s most shocking directors.
Howard’s Bend
Howard, the proud recipient of a grant of arms, explains in coma-inducing detail the myriad reasons for his choosing to have a bend as his ordinary rather than, say, a saltire or even a pale in this home-made movie extravaganza. Buckle in, because this is three and a half hours of your life that you’re never getting back.
Marshal Law
A young Pursuivant learns the tricks of the trade in this movie that loosely follows the movie-hero-is-trained-by-old-sensei format. In this case, the protagonist learns the rules of marshalling of arms, applying this knowledge to extricate himself from many scrapes in this high-octane heraldic thriller.
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