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fear is an unwelcome feature of our lives from time to time. let us banish it with the weapons of punnage :horse:

Panic at Hanging Rock

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It is Valentine's Day 1900. Some soft-focus schoolgirls are enjoying an alfresco lunch near some mysterious rocks. Suddenly they all become hysterical and drop their lamingtons





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https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/fear

https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/scary

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/an...-for/fear.html

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/an...for/scary.html
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Did you hear why 4 would not date 5. Turns out he was 2²
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Did you hear why 4 would not date 5. Turns out he was 2²
he thought 5 was rather odd ?

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don't be afraid, but be careful
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what do you call it when ISIS causes global panic?

a Cr-ISIS.
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The Osmonds sang:

There's a message floatin' in the air.
Scary horses ridin' everywhere.
It's a warning, it's in every tongue.
Gotta stop them scary horses on the run.

Presumably they were Nightmares !
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The Excited Cyst
Swivel heads, vomiting dolls - this movie has it all, plus close ups of a jiggling growth. Not for the faint hearted.

Bored of Chuckly
The deadly doll gets sick of being type-cast as mean and goes in for some mirth-inducing boredom relief as it is possessed by a laughing gnome. Bring a bucket.

The Texas Hee Haw Macaroni
An overdue revision of the famous movie, this one features cheese making by a prancing horse in the nastiest little town in Texas. Not so much splashing though.

Scared of the Rings
Tolkers has sleepless nights trying to figure out what the Black Riders were up to. He needn't have worried though, we knew that it was all about a secretive plot of Angband in the Dark Days.
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Kill Actually.
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When Worry Met Scary
Anxiety of Green Gables
The Terror Wives of Windsor
Eeek and Destroy - Metallica
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what do you call it when ISIS causes global panic?

a Cr-ISIS.
:woo: thank you so much Joles :girl:

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is it to do with https://www.ted.com/talks/nikos_koutsmanis_boo_me ? :holmes:
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The Osmonds sang:

There's a message floatin' in the air.
Scary horses ridin' everywhere.
It's a warning, it's in every tongue.
Gotta stop them scary horses on the run.

Presumably they were Nightmares !
:woo: little Jimmy was very scary :afraid2:

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The Excited Cyst
Swivel heads, vomiting dolls - this movie has it all, plus close ups of a jiggling growth. Not for the faint hearted.

Bored of Chuckly
The deadly doll gets sick of being type-cast as mean and goes in for some mirth-inducing boredom relief as it is possessed by a laughing gnome. Bring a bucket.

The Texas Hee Haw Macaroni
An overdue revision of the famous movie, this one features cheese making by a prancing horse in the nastiest little town in Texas. Not so much splashing though.

Scared of the Rings
Tolkers has sleepless nights trying to figure out what the Black Riders were up to. He needn't have worried though, we knew that it was all about a secretive plot of Angband in the Dark Days.
:rave: scary stuff Ma'am :afraid:

the people of Swedonia are thrilled by your work

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Mina damer,
imorgon kväll håller vi vårt årliga välgörenhets-twerkathon
framför Stieg Larsson tenniscenter.
I år går intäkterna till Arnold Schwarzenegger imitatörer i nöd.
De har haft ett fruktansvärt år i pandemin,
men med din hjälp kommer de tillbaka.
Så om du vill delta är det bara att gå med i receptionen
och ge 302 kronor till stora Ingegärd.
Entréavgiften inkluderar ett paket lakritsfisk
och ett glas Slånbärssnaps.
Om du inte har dina egna yogabyxor
kan du låna några från stora jag.
Hon gör dem hemma från älgskinn.
Knapparna är äkta rijskdalermynt.

Håkan Gorm Skarsgård

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Ladies,
tomorrow night we will hold our annual charity twerkathon
in front of the Stieg Larsson tennis center.
This year, the proceeds go to Arnold Schwarzenegger's imitators in need.
They've had a terrible year in the pandemic,
but with your help they'll be back.
So if you want to participate,
just join the reception and give SEK 302 to big Ingegärd.
The entrance fee includes a package of licorice fish and a glass of Slånbärssnaps.
If you do not have your own yoga pants, you can borrow some from big I.
She makes them at home from moose skin. The buttons are genuine Rijskdal coins.

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Kill Actually.
that is kinda scary ?
sorry you are no longer with us :emo:

we look forward to hearing more of your wordplay when you return...

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When Worry Met Scary
Anxiety of Green Gables
The Terror Wives of Windsor
Eeek and Destroy - Metallica
:rave: some scarily accurate punnage there Your Ladyship :girl:

#3 is shockingly funny. #2 is up there as well :yep:

the people of Swedonia åre lövin' it :woo:

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Mina damer,
kanske har du förlagt din traditionella bodice
med guldrör och applikations tusenskönor?
Tidigt på morgonen hittade stora Smilla trädgårdsmästaren
en bakom dagisbyggnaden Kurt Wallender.
Det var bredvid en gentleman's cummerbund.
Om du tror att det här vackra plagget kan vara ditt,
gå bara till receptionen och ha ett diskret ord med stora Lykke.
Hon tar hand om det i sitt speciella skåp och kan ge råd om fläckborttagning.

Håkan Gorm Skarsgård

Biträdande assistentchef för saknade kroppar och det


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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your traditional bodice
with gold piping and appliqué daisies ?
Early this morning big Smilla the gardening lady found one
behind the Kurt Wallender kindergarten building.
It was next to a gentleman's cummerbund.
If you think that this beautiful garment could be yours
just pop along to reception and have a discreet word with big Lykke.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
and can advise on stain removal.

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Titties and Fear - Frank Zappa

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Titties and Fear - Frank Zappa

https://youtu.be/WzzWEeiUf3Y
:woo: a splendid suggestion J :congrats:

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Psycho Psycho - The Dixie Cups

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