Make it More Personal Computer-ey !!

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in the digital age we all use some kind of computing device... let's use punnage to explore these technological marvels

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one of those films which sticks in the memory :teehee:


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The windows & the willows
Malware on a G string
The keyboard to the mint
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The windows & the willows
Malware on a G string
The keyboard to the mint
:woo: a fine hat trick of punnage mnot :congrats:

#2 is especially good :yep:

the people of Poland are lovin' it :borat:

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Szanowni Klienci,
proszę nie tańczyć oberka w szatniach.
Energiczne ruchy i podskoki zawsze kończą się
uszkodzeniem zasłon, a czasem złamaniem kończyn.
Zapraszamy do wykonywania tej czynności na parkingu.
Wystarczy porozmawiać z wielką Kunegundą,
a ona wyrzuci pachołki.

Grzegorz Włodzimierz Żyłka

Zastępca zastępcy kierownika żywych tańców i tak dalej


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Dear customers,
please do not dance the oberek in the cloakrooms.
Vigorous movements and jumps always end up
damaging the curtains and sometimes breaking the limbs.
We invite you to do this in the parking lot.
It is enough to talk to the great Cunegunda
and she will put out the cones.

Grzegorz Włodzimierz Żyłka

Deputy deputy director of lively dances and that
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it is time to power down & go into hibernation

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My computer sings to me - it's Adele
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Just installed Astra Zeneca on my PC - antivirus protection
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Ransomware this morning before breakfast - now I'm not sure if I'm a jogger or a hacker.
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My computer sings to me - it's Adele

Just installed Astra Zeneca on my PC - antivirus protection

Ransomware this morning before breakfast - now I'm not sure if I'm a jogger or a hacker.

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:woo: well formatted punnage Sire !! :congrats:

i was slightly worried to see that Nelson's column seems to have been repurposed :eek:

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the people of Poland enjoy your update

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Panowie,
może zgubiliście swoją krakuskę?
duża Wiktoria, ogrodniczka, znalazła dziś wcześnie
rano w arboretum Lecha Wałęsy.
Znajdował się obok damskiego bursztynowego naszyjnika.
Jeśli myślisz, że ten kapelusz może należeć do ciebie,
po prostu wpadnij do recepcji i porozmawiaj
dyskretnie z wielką Wisławą.
Opiekuje się nim w swojej specjalnej
szafce wraz z różnymi instrumentami
muzycznymi i tak dalej.
Jeśli chcesz od razu usunąć plamy,
ma łagodny detergent i gąbkę.

Wincenty Arkadiusz Świątkowski

Zastępca asystenta kierownika ds. Brakujących nakryć głowy i tak dalej

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Gentlemen,
maybe you've lost your krakuska?
Big Wiktoria, the gardening girl,
found one in the Lech Wałęsa arboretum early this morning.
It was located next to a woman's amber necklace.
If you think this hat might be yours,
just drop by the reception desk and talk discreetly
to the great Wisława.
She looks after it in her special cabinet
along with various musical instruments and that.
If you would like to remove the stains right away
she has a mild detergent and a sponge.

Wincenty Arkadiusz Świątkowski

Deputy assistant manager for missing hats and that
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:woo: these are next-generation quantum enabled smart puns Sir Ghostie !! :yay:

my favorites are #1 and #3 :rofl:

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Panowie,
jutro wieczorem panie odbędą swój doroczny
twerkathon charytatywny w centrum tenisowym Marie Curie.
W tym roku dochody zostaną przeznaczone
na pomoc sportowcom Space Hopper w wyjściu z blokady.
Jeśli chcesz obserwować to wyjątkowe wydarzenie
z dyskretnej odległości, po prostu wpadnij do recepcji
i porozmawiaj z wielką Oliwią.
Ma wybór potężnego sprzętu optycznego
pozostawionego przez Wehrmacht w 1944 roku.
Te teleskopy, lornetki i które są dostępne do
wynajęcia za niewielką opłatą.

Wincenty Arkadiusz Świątkowski

Zastępca asystenta managera tańca i tak dalej

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Gentlemen,
tomorrow evening the ladies will be performing
their annual charity twerkathon in the Marie Curie tennis center.
This year the proceeds go to helping Space Hopper athletes
to bounce back from lockdown.
If you would like to observe this special event
from a discreet distance just pop along to reception
and have a word with big Oliwia.
She has a selection of powerful optical equipment
left behind by the Wehrmacht in 1944.
These telescopes, binoculars and that
are available to hire for a modest fee.

Wincenty Arkadiusz Świątkowski

Deputy Assistant Manager of dancing and that
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:woo: well formatted punnage Sire !! :congrats:

i was slightly worried to see that Nelson's column seems to have been repurposed :eek:

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Yes, it's really crap 😄
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F*&% the Rom

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I'd like to welcome the newest member of the force, P.C. Terminal
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I'd like to welcome the newest member of the force, P.C. Terminal
:woo: nice one ROTL :congrats:

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Debbie Reynold’s Tandy’s In Love

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Modem Brown - The Stranglers

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Hello from the other sliiiiide by adele
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Debbie Reynold’s Tandy’s In Love

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:woo: thank you for these puns from the dawn of computing Sir Nulli :adore:
you will be the Victor... i am being Sirius :teehee:

the people of Poland are lovin' it

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Panowie,
może zgubiliście Sukę?
Wcześnie rano duża Walentyna, stajenka,
znalazła jednego pod drzewem orzecha
włoskiego za minimartem Pierre'a Curie.
Jeśli uważasz, że ten instrument strunowy
może należeć do Ciebie,
po prostu wpadnij do recepcji i porozmawiaj
z wielką Wiolettą.
Opiekuje się nim w swojej specjalnej
szafce wraz z różnymi czapkami, spodniami,
naszyjnikami i strojami ślubnymi.

Bartłomiej Szczepan Ślężak

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Suka ?
early this morning big Walentyna the stable girl
found one under the walnut tree behind the Pierre Curie minimart.
If you think this stringed instrument might belong to you,
just pop along to reception and have a word with big Wioletta.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard
along with various hats, trousers,
necklaces and wedding garments.

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Btw u should do make it more luminous ey. The puns would be lit
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