Make it More Playing Cards-ey !!

let me put my cards on the table... i used to enjoy family games and then pontoon as a teenager.
so let us use punnage to deal with this topic :h:

Tens of the Durbervilles

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Reply 1

the bear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Card_game

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_card_game_terms

https://www.parlettgames.uk/oricards/glossary.html

Reply 2

Trinculo

A whist full of dollars

Reply 3

the bear

Original post by Trinculo

A whist full of dollars

good one Trinc ! i am sure that many dollars were won and lost at whist :yep:

Reply 4

the bear

i must leave the table

:wavey:

i am going straight to bed

:bigsmile:

Reply 5

Laurence010401

Clarke Gayford wanted a career in politics. He asked his fiance what she thought of the idea, and she said Go Fish!

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A Kestrel for a Jack

I say, I say, I say.
Why is Nicola Sturgeon like the Nine of Diamonds?

Reply 8

harrysbar

Original post by nulli tertius

I say, I say, I say.
Why is Nicola Sturgeon like the Nine of Diamonds?

I don't know - what's the deal, Nulli?

Reply 9

meddad

Royal Flush

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Reply 10

meddad

This thread might be a Bridge Too Far

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meddad

My Trump card

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Reply 12

the bear

Original post by Laurence010401

Clarke Gayford wanted a career in politics. He asked his fiance what she thought of the idea, and she said Go Fish!

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kia ora L-dogg !!

by a weird coincidence i just watched an episode of Hawaii Five-O where the team were playing a certain card game...

i have never heard of it until 1 hour ago, and now you bring it up :afraid:

Reply 13

the bear

Original post by nulli tertius

A Kestrel for a Jack

proper bo i tell thee Sir Nulli :rofl:

Reply 14

the bear

Original post by nulli tertius

I say, I say, I say.
Why is Nicola Sturgeon like the Nine of Diamonds?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Scotland

:rofl:

Reply 15

meddad

Yoda the master of puns

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Reply 16

the bear

Original post by meddad

Royal Flush

This thread might be a Bridge Too Far

My Trump card

Joe and Kamala have successfully bid Two No Trumps

:toofunny:

the people of Romania are lovin' it :h:

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poate v-ați rătăcit pieptarul?
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Wadim Haralamb Cantacuzino

Director adjunct adjunct de gilets și asta

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Reply 17

the bear

good one ROTL :ahee:

Reply 18

Fullofsurprises

High Plains Joker

Close Card Counters of the Third Kind

A Bridge To Par

War of the Folds

Reply 19

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

High Plains Joker

Close Card Counters of the Third Kind

A Bridge To Par

War of the Folds

a very strong hand Ma'am :girl:

the people of Romania like these a lot :yep:

Doamnelor,
mâine seară vom organiza un twerkathon
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Anul acesta încasările vor fi destinate ajutorării pisicilor moarte.
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Dacă nu aveți propriile pantaloni de yoga,
marele F vă poate împrumuta.
Le face acasă din blană de vulpe.
Butoanele sunt sticle de coca cola autentice.

Dragomir Costache Mandruleanu

Adjunct al directorului de dans și asta.

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