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so today we focus on cooking as entertainment... books, telly and that

Picnic @ Hunan Gok

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It is May 2021 and some soft focus schoolgirls are enjoying their first al fresco meal since lockdown was lifted. They have hired a famous Chinese Chef to cook them some spicy treats from the Xiang region. He asks one of the bolder girls to stir his Pearly Meatballs while he pops over to the mysterious rocks for a few minutes. What could possibly go wrong ?





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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_show

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cooking_shows
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Wok Wan
Fry me a river
Bake of good hope
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Wok Wan
Fry me a river
Bake of good hope
:woo: thanks for this tasty selection mnot :congrats:

the people of Wales are lovin' it

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Cwsmeriaid gwerthfawr,
peidiwch â dod â'ch defaid i'r ystafelloedd newid.
Mae eu carnau pwyntiog yn achosi difrod i'r llenni
ac maen nhw'n dychryn y plant.
Mae gennym gorlan ddefaid wedi'i chyfarparu'n
llawn wrth ymyl y maes parcio.
Dim ond cael gair gyda Blodwen mawr yn y dderbynfa.
Mae hi'n fugail cymwys a bydd yn gofalu am eich
praidd nes eich bod chi'n barod i adael

Emrys Tewdwr Ap Gwillem

Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol defaid a hynny


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Valued customers,
please do not bring your sheep into the changing rooms.
Their pointy hooves cause damage to the curtains and they scare the children.
We have a fully equipped sheep pen next to the car park.
Just have a word with big Blodwen on reception.
She is a qualified shepherdess and will look after your flock
until you are ready to leave

Emrys Tewdwr Ap Gwillem

Deputy Assistant Manager of sheep and that
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Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull were both Sous Chefs :rolleyes:
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Gordon Brown Ramsay, former leader of the Labour Cooking party
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Steely Dan - "are you Delia-ing in the Years?"

The Hob Good Frying Day

High Plains Drizzler

The Dirty Oven
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Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull were both Sous Chefs :rolleyes:
:woo: some would say that is a patchy pun :teehee:

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Gordon Brown Ramsay, former leader of the Labour Cooking party

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:woo: kia ora L-dogg !! :five:

i laughed so much i threw my phone at the wall :teehee:

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Steely Dan - "are you Delia-ing in the Years?"

The Hob Good Frying Day

High Plains Drizzler

The Dirty Oven

:rave: great work Ma'am :girl:

#4 is particularly tittersome :teehee:

the people of Wales are gwlad to read your puns :yep:

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Foneddigion,
nos yfory rydym yn cynnal ein twerkathon elusennol
blynyddol o flaen amgueddfa pensil Lloyd George.
Eleni mae'r elw'n mynd at hurwyr castell chwyddadwy.
Cwympodd eu busnes yn ystod y broses gloi.
Gyda'n help ni gallant bownsio'n ôl.
Os hoffech chi gymryd rhan yn y dawnsio,
galwch heibio i'r dderbynfa a rhowch £ 6.32 i Cranogwen fawr.
Mae'r ffi yn cynnwys oggie a gwydraid o gin gwymon.
Os nad oes gennych eich pants yoga eich hun
gallwch fenthyg rhai gan C. mawr.
Mae hi'n eu gwneud gartref o rwydi treillwyr
wedi'u taflu a phapur gwrthsaim.
Mae'r botymau yn glo caled iawn.

Cadfael Garnoc Popkin

Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol dawnsfeydd merched a hynny

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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we are holding our annual charity twerkathon
in front of the Lloyd George pencil museum.
This year the proceeds go to inflatable castle hirers.
Their business collapsed during lockdown.
With our help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing
just pop along to reception and give £6.32 to big Cranogwen.
The fee includes an oggie and a glass of seaweed gin.
If you do not have your own yoga pants
you can borrow some from big C.
She makes them at home from discarded trawler nets
and greaseproof paper.
The buttons are genuine anthracite.

Cadfael Garnoc Popkin

Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dances and that
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:rave: great work Ma'am :girl:

#4 is particularly tittersome :teehee:

the people of Wales are gwlad to read your puns :yep:

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Foneddigion,
nos yfory rydym yn cynnal ein twerkathon elusennol
blynyddol o flaen amgueddfa pensil Lloyd George.
Eleni mae'r elw'n mynd at hurwyr castell chwyddadwy.
Cwympodd eu busnes yn ystod y broses gloi.
Gyda'n help ni gallant bownsio'n ôl.
Os hoffech chi gymryd rhan yn y dawnsio,
galwch heibio i'r dderbynfa a rhowch £ 6.32 i Cranogwen fawr.
Mae'r ffi yn cynnwys oggie a gwydraid o gin gwymon.
Os nad oes gennych eich pants yoga eich hun
gallwch fenthyg rhai gan C. mawr.
Mae hi'n eu gwneud gartref o rwydi treillwyr
wedi'u taflu a phapur gwrthsaim.
Mae'r botymau yn glo caled iawn.

Cadfael Garnoc Popkin

Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol dawnsfeydd merched a hynny

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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we are holding our annual charity twerkathon
in front of the Lloyd George pencil museum.
This year the proceeds go to inflatable castle hirers.
Their business collapsed during lockdown.
With our help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing
just pop along to reception and give £6.32 to big Cranogwen.
The fee includes an oggie and a glass of seaweed gin.
If you do not have your own yoga pants
you can borrow some from big C.
She makes them at home from discarded trawler nets
and greaseproof paper.
The buttons are genuine anthracite.

Cadfael Garnoc Popkin

Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dances and that
Diolch yn fawr

I like the drizzling one best, but each to his own. :bigsmile:
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Diolch yn fawr

I like the drizzling one best, but each to his own. :bigsmile:
you could have...

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it is so important to get the lumps out of your flour before making delicious cowboy grub such as pan de campo
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Great balls of fryer - Jerry Lee Lewis
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Too drunk to cook - Dead Kennedys
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Great balls of fryer - Jerry Lee Lewis [AKA The Griller]

Too drunk to cook - Dead Kennedys[/quote]

:woo: sizzling punnage J :congrats:

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they preserve their modesty with strategically placed kitchen accessories :teehee:
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:woo: some would say that is a patchy pun :teehee:
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:woo: nice one IND :congrats:

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