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Emma i'll always see you as an innocent little girl. Don't want to hear any more from you please, it will just ruin the pleasant thoughts.
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I am innocent. I do not know what Chloe is talking about. I am looking forward to losing my virginity, I hope it's as good as it sounds.
I'm going to help 12-year-olds do football and French this morning. I'm very concerned; but am getting £40 for it :w00t:

woo!
jonnythemoose
I'm going to help 12-year-olds do football and French this morning. I'm very concerned; but am getting £40 for it :w00t:

woo!


Oh! I know a guy called Ian who's doing that as well!
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Shebzski
I know someone called Iain......
makinghistory
I'd never been either! Losing my ikea virginity was much better than losing my other virginity. lol!!!1111!!!


Oooer! If you say so dear :p:

Oh, and in other news:

JTM'S BIRTHDAY SHINDIG TOMORROW IS WHERE IT'S AT.

All day long baybee :cool:
marcusmerehay
Oh! I know a guy called Ian who's doing that as well!

:yes: He does Maths and French. If we were a Venn Diagram, he would be in the middle :p:
jonnythemoose
:yes: He does Maths and French. If we were a Venn Diagram, he would be in the middle :p:


He also plays for the Maths football team, so I claim him more than you :tongue:
I know someone else doing Maths and French, a girl called Dale, don't know if you know her...

I will try to come out tomorrow night, but i'm still waiting for the bank to tell me my scholarship has come through...it was processed on friday goddamnit :stomp:
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cloop
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My dad's called Ian :smile:
my landlord next year is called ian :smile:
My best friend's friend in the next corridors next door neighbour is called Ian. And has red hair.


Orange Rooms toniiiiggght. Monte is quiet now people have gone home. How was language kiddy day Jonny?


Urgh Venn diagrams, I had to do those for statements in philosophy. urg.
Doesn't look like I will be going now Hemmerz i'm afraid :frown:
Have fun though, and don't get so drunk as you normally do, yeah? :tongue:
lol 'kiddy day' ....... sounds kinda paedophillic
marcusmerehay
He also plays for the Maths football team, so I claim him more than you :tongue:
I know someone else doing Maths and French, a girl called Dale, don't know if you know her...

I will try to come out tomorrow night, but i'm still waiting for the bank to tell me my scholarship has come through...it was processed on friday goddamnit :stomp:

Blatantly - how could I forget a girl called Dale? I kind of know of her; haven't spoken to her much :p:

My kids' day was pretty **** tbh - children are hard to engage with. I'd make a crap teacher. Now I'm tired. :frown:

FORTY POUNDS THO' AH YEAH
Omg Its Ym Birtthday [/atentiomseek[]
I Spend Most Of My Days Srunk Dnwo
But Itds Nto Big Its Not Cleer It Snot Big It Aint Cleer No Mtttttttttttter What Yju Asay It Aint Big Not Cl3fevfer Motjetrfcker

Its My Brithday Yay Me I Cool Cos I Born Today But Few Year Sago
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lol sex
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Slinc
Happy Birthday Jonny!

After seeing your facebook status I just had to come and see your inevitable drunken posts here. Six in a row eh? Impressive.
Clearly it's all a ploy to boost your post count and get around the swear filter while under the pretense of being drunk, ************!

Everyone seems to have been born in March, including myself - 4 more days and i'll no longer be a teenager :woo:

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