I HAVE BEEN UP FOR OVER AN HOUR.
This is ridiculous, I didn't even think this was a real time. I thought it was a myth.
If I die today, I love you all. I'm scared. My lack of fitness is going to come back in karma form and make sure I die, and lose £250 whilst doing it.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(sure, I may be melodramatic, but at least I lived my short life to the full (that's what they'll say at my funeral, which you all have to attend, naked. No black suits, or bright colours, I will allow swimwear at most, in irony))