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jonnythemoose
Quadruple Post Because I Can ************


:woo:

Clowns and Jesters lie in wait for me.
On campus at the University of Southampton
University of Southampton
Southampton
God I am so frigging jealous of people going Jesters and stuff. I always feel like this when I go home. Oh well, I'm saving money, innit.

And I'll be back for Drink the Bar Dry...wahey...
Jonny I read your application out to the JCR. There were some tears shed, it was marvellous.
I just had a job interview at the gym for pool staff.

I'm now a uni lifeguard :biggrin:

If anybody wants to drown/sink/be rescued/mouth to mouth.... I promise to attempt and save you if I'm on shift.

Or just laugh and blow my whistle at you for no reason.
makinghistory
I just had a job interview at the gym for pool staff.

I'm now a uni lifeguard :biggrin:

If anybody wants to drown/sink/be rescued/mouth to mouth.... I promise to attempt and save you if I'm on shift.

Or just laugh and blow my whistle at you for no reason.


:hubba:

:p:
I'm going swimming today, when you working? Where approximately shall I drown in the pool just to make your job that little bit easier? Don't worry I don't have smelly breath!
makinghistory
I just had a job interview at the gym for pool staff.

I'm now a uni lifeguard :biggrin:

If anybody wants to drown/sink/be rescued/mouth to mouth.... I promise to attempt and save you if I'm on shift.

Or just laugh and blow my whistle at you for no reason.


I'd better get a gym membership!!
Haha I don't start for a couple of weeks, safe the faux drowning til then.

Drown in the shallow end, head facing the closest edge and don't sink too quickly, that will make it easier.
I could drown just next to your chair, then you wouldn't have to pull me out making your job a whole lot easier. Damn them inconsiderate drowners that take the piss and drown at the deep end!
Packing my stuff to leave Glen Eyre for good tomorrow. Its so demoralising. I had to be up at 8 to say goodbye to my soulmate, and i've been so low all day :frown:
Hopefully my last night in halls, which will start with a trip to Sobar, will be alright so that I can wake up early, dismantle my computer and finish getting stuff ready to leave at 11ish. I then have to go straight to a job interview, get my train tickets for Manchester and then hope I have enough energy left to play a football match. The next week is going to be life-defining and loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

Sorry for the essay, wish you guys all the best for the summer and I can't wait to see you all again in three months or so.


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:bawling: :jumphug:

I'LL MISS YOU GUYS!!!!! :puppyeyes:
:frown: byebye marcus. If you're bored and free at some point you should come visit me in southampton - at the moment i now have an entire house to myself. that goes for everyone else too =)
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Shebzski
Woo, '09 Fresher Rep for Hartley Grove, South Hill and Chamberlain.

Have a good summer marcus!
Bump.

:puppyeyes:
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Shebzski
jesterezezezezzzez
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cloop
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I have no doubt that I could love you, forever... The only trouble is, I really don't have the time.

I've got ONE NIGHT ONLY, ONE NIGHT ONLY, that's all I have to spare.
ONE NIGHT ONLY, let's not pretend to care.
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Shebzski
I may or may not know what you're talking about.

HINT: I literally have no idea what you're talking about
I am very confused and hungover
Oh, and is there any reason why when I got back at Monte at 2.30am you were lying on your back on the concrete floor, outside reception, Prez? :p:
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I was going for a jog whilst pondering over future welfare campaigns for our Freshers as I couldn't sleep because i'm so dedicated to the cause. Then I got cramp and had to rest.
I was also concerned for the welfare of future freshers and whilst partaking in my own thoughtful job I also ran into Chloe, in the interest of documenting the occasion for future reference I took a photograph of her laying on the floor with her breasts out. Hopefully this will greatly contribute to our work as a JCR

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