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Let's stop being geeks now. Save that for when we actually do some work :colonhash:
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Reply 3721
I've checked my schedule for next semester and so far I've got about 6 hours a week. The only work that's going to get done is trying to watch every video on youtube by the end of the semester.
I have something like 20-24 hours a week, plus another 20 hours assignments. :puppyeyes:
to be penisly ******* honest with you

to be phallically fully honest with you

oohhhh to be perfectly ******* honest with you

to be perfectly f....

Typically, big penises fill happily women's yonis.

(Yoni is a sanskirt word for a lady garden.)

I'm sorry. I felt the thread needed to be brought down to this level again.
Always sex on the brain with you women, I thought men were meant to be the dirty-minded sex :nope:

Terrific boobies, please fondle hers with yearning.
marcusmerehay
Always sex on the brain with you women, I thought men were meant to be the dirty-minded sex :nope:


LOL you have clearly never met me. Ill twist anything :biggrin: :p:

Though I actually have no clue what tbpfhwy means.

Im guessing its something like "to be perfectly *something beginning with f* honest with you"?
Lil Piranha
LOL you have clearly never met me. Ill twist anything :biggrin: :p:

Though I actually have no clue what tbpfhwy means.

Im guessing its something like "to be perfectly *something beginning with f* honest with you"?


To be honest I twist anything, I used to say things without thinking all the time though, a little more restrained now. :p:

And yes, you are correct.
Emma is probably the randiest female soton tsrer. I've got 26 hours a week :frown:
Carlsberg don't do randy TSR users, but if they did, Emma would still beat them hands down.
marcusmerehay
Carlsberg don't do randy TSR users, but if they did, Emma would still beat them hands down.


Thats creepy, how do you know my name :eek: ? Does it show up on my profile?
Lol no my name is Emma.

:grin:
p.s HI KRISH.

carrotboy
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bonjour!


Feel like I haven't spoken to you in an age. Where are you living next year?
Wooo same name! XD
Lil Piranha
Wooo same name! XD

So you think yourself as quite a randy person then?

HI EMMA (hemsley) (and lil pirhana, i'm krish, nice to meet you), LOVE HOW YOU JUST FAKE QUOTED ME!
I know been a while, i am livingggggggg on kitchener road, behind the library. Decent place me thinks! Cos I have long hours its a plus that I don't have to trek half an hour from the other side of town!
Reply 3734
I just got back from reading festival ... brb in desperate need of a shower.
carrotboy
So you think yourself as quite a randy person then?

HI EMMA (hemsley) (and lil pirhana, i'm krish, nice to meet you), LOVE HOW YOU JUST FAKE QUOTED ME!
I know been a while, i am livingggggggg on kitchener road, behind the library. Decent place me thinks! Cos I have long hours its a plus that I don't have to trek half an hour from the other side of town!

THANKS FOR ANNOUNCING MY NAME TO THE INTERNET!!

ooo cool, that is close! I'm living on Alma rd so will be doing lots of trekking but not tooooooo much!

Can you make a sign that says 'KRISH NEEDS YOU TO JOIN KITCHENER ROAD' and have that lord kitchener sign up poster thing...you know what I mean?
makinghistory
THANKS FOR ANNOUNCING MY NAME TO THE INTERNET!!

ooo cool, that is close! I'm living on Alma rd so will be doing lots of trekking but not tooooooo much!

Can you make a sign that says 'KRISH NEEDS YOU TO JOIN KITCHENER ROAD' and have that lord kitchener sign up poster thing...you know what I mean?


Now I know your name, it is time for some serious identity theft.
Hai :teeth:
I HAVE A PENIS ON MY BACK.

My mum said 'Emma it's not the first time you've had a cock and balls on your back'.... although I'm not sure that really makes sense.
Reply 3739
=/ i've seen MH's penis ... it ruined my lunch.

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