Gah. How annoying are those sodding emails from student services? 'Hey, welcome to the university and here's some tips about how to balance your finances, eat healthily and have a great uni experience. Don't worry - we're going to send you one each week!'.
1) I've been here 4 years
2) I know how to do those things
3) **** off, I have enough junk coming in as it is.
I have filtered them to my spam mail folder so if they ever want to get in touch with me for something important they're going to have a problem