No, you go to manzils after jesters because after a heavy night of drinking you need a curry. And they do rice, curry and naan for somewhere in the range of £5-10 (not entirely sure what change I got given from a £10 last night!). Also, I don't think that makes you a nobody, just not a curry lover! I've never been to jesters on a monday in all my 4 years here... I don't think I will in the time I've got left either.
Also, on an unrelated note, if I needed somewhere to stay in Southampton for about a month or so are students willing to rent their houses out? It's honestly not something I've ever seen happen but I'm sure it does. Any suggestions on where I could find a room like that too?