Hope everybody had a good christmas!
I got drunk by accident again and was mildy pissed from about midday till gone midnight. I spilt my drink on my dinner and had to drink smirnoff ice out of a yorkshire pudding... Such a classy lady.
And someone gave me the two day old baby and I was like 'um, I dont think I am safe enough at this present moment to hold a human that's only 48 hours old'
SALE SHOPPING!!! NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's everybody doing for NYE?