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let's have another look at horses and ponies and that

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossa...uestrian_terms

http://stacygregg.co.uk/pony-a-z/
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'Neighing Me, Neighing You' by ABBA :innocent:
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'Neighing Me, Neighing You' by ABBA :innocent:
:rave: strong and stable punnage Ma'am :girl:

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Take a Prance on Me

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Bringing the mustang back together
Donald Jump
Mare on a G string
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(Original post by mnot)
Bringing the mustang back together
Donald Jump
Mare on a G string
:woo: a nicely controlled round mnot. no major faults :congrats:

the people of Slovenia are lovin' it

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Cenjene stranke, ne spustite svinjskih stegen
čez radiatorje v garderobi čez noč.
Podgane pridejo in jih pojedo in naredijo nered na zavesah.
Čistilka Velika Zumra pravi, da gre svinjska stegna ali gre.
Svinjska stegna lahko pustite na recepciji,
kjer jih bo velika Nuška posušila v svoji posebni omari.

Draženko Boško Žitnik

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Valued customers,
please do not dry your pork thighs on the changing room radiators overnight.
The rats come in and eat them and make a mess on the curtains.
Big Zumra the cleaning lady says either the pork thighs go or she goes.
You are welcome to leave your pork thighs with us at reception where
big Nuška will dry them in her special cupboard.

Draženko Boško Žitnik

Deputy Assistant Manager of pork products and that
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i must return to my stable for the night

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please keep on punning

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Male horse looking for female horse for a stable relationship
- I found this pun elsewhere a few months ago, i did not make it up myself

Aussie horses (and perhaps NZ horses) tune in every night to watch (yeah i don't think I even need to get to the end of this pun, i think we all know what's coming now :lol:) Neighhhhbours
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Only Foals and Horses
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
Male horse looking for female horse for a stable relationship
- I found this pun elsewhere a few months ago, i did not make it up myself

Aussie horses (and perhaps NZ horses) tune in every night to watch (yeah i don't think I even need to get to the end of this pun, i think we all know what's coming now :lol:) Neighhhhbours
i prefer Home and A Hay

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good work L-dogg :five:

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Only Foals and Horses

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:woo: thank you for trotting out these puns meddad :teehee:

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Strictly Horses Come Dancing - no sequin dresses, just equine dressage.
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Strictly Horses Come Dancing - no sequin dresses, just equine dressage.
:woo: my money is on Debbie McGeeGee :teehee:

the people of Slovenia wish to reward your wordplay:

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Gospodje,
prosim, ne igrajte se nespametnih igric s sprejemnicami,
ko zadremajo po kosilu.
Poskus, da bi jim ocvirki brcnili v usta,
je nespoštljiv in potencialno nevaren.
Velika Bronislava ne more jesti svinjskih izdelkov.
Pravi, da razmišlja o tožbi.
Stave na natančnost premikov so v nasprotju
z državno in lokalno zakonodajo.
Pridobite si življenje zbiralcem ovojnic.

Šemsudin Janko Breèko

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Gentlemen,
please do not play foolish games with the reception ladies
when they doze off after lunch.
Trying to flick ocvirki into their mouths is both
disrespectful and potentially dangerous.
Big Bronislava is unable to eat pork products.
She says she is considering legal action.
Betting on the accuracy of flicks is contrary
to both state and local legislation.
Get a life you envelope collectors.

Šemsudin Janko Breèko

Deputy Assistant Manager of pork games and that
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'Neighing Me, Neighing You' by ABBA :innocent:
Summer Neighed City
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'Your name was Zebra / it never suited ya'
Disco 2000 - Pulp

Saddle be the day - Buddy Holly
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We come in peace - shod to kill.

Dressaged to Kill

Groom with a View.

The Bay After Tomorrow.

Hack to the Future.

hp Sauce

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Mare-y Christmas


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Just Prance by Gaga 🐴


Dashing through the snow
On a one horse open neigh




Love thy neigh-bour



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Ok am I maxing out this whole neigh thing lol
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3 Day Event Horizon
A Spoonful of Shergar
Livery and Let Die
Panic Groom
Redrum, She Wrote
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