QMUL chat!

We locked eyes?

You know what Demi (haha I know how much you love that name) YOU MAKE ME ******* PARANOID!!!

Whenever I leave it's like I know you're watching, and it's so annoying! Argh, so whenever I leave I'm looking around for you and eyeing up like every vaguely non white/black guy. And then I feel like a weirdo cause I'm eyeing up guys and sometimes they notice and look at me like wtf? So I stop...
And then I never see you.

And yeah I went, saw Mr Mortell (whteva his name is) and some others.

Lol! I would like to see that!

Oooh, foam party do tell! I did nothing when I got my results everyone was too busy with track..

omg foam parties are SO much fun, but they RUIN your hair!!

LOl, I was dragged there when they realised how upset I was. I mean, when I opened my results envelope I managed to keep smiling and chat for an hour, then I went home and cried and ignored my phone.

So they turned up and dragged me out. Then we got to this 'Walkabouts' or whatever it's called and there was a foam cannon. I was dancing away in that, and split my trousers (Versace, white, amazing; only the second time I'd worn them) doing the splits during a 'Dutty Wine'. And when I say split, I mean from like my mid-thigh to my waist. HAH, and I was wearing briefs (the black ones from that photo incidentally); twas horrid. Either way, I tied my friends jumper round my waist and carried on dancing.

Eek, then I woke up the next day with crazily sore nipples and eyes. Good times, good stuff.

ATTITUDE GAL. ONE OF DEM, TWO OF DEM, SEND MORE OF DEM...


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LOl, I was dragged there when they realised how upset I was. I mean, when I opened my results envelope I managed to keep smiling and chat for an hour, then I went home and cried and ignored my phone.

So they turned up and dragged me out. Then we got to this 'Walkabouts' or whatever it's called and there was a foam cannon. I was dancing away in that, and split my trousers (Versace, white, amazing; only the second time I'd worn them) doing the splits during a 'Dutty Wine'. And when I say split, I mean from like my mid-thigh to my waist. HAH, and I was wearing briefs (the black ones from that photo incidentally); twas horrid. Either way, I tied my friends jumper round my waist and carried on dancing.

Eek, then I woke up the next day with crazily sore nipples and eyes. Good times, good stuff.

I'm surprised that I didn't break my neck all the times I did that. Do you dance my dear?

LOL! Why do the splits in those trousers! I can't do the splits I'd just fall over sideways and hit my face.

Sore nipples? That does sound like it was fun then!

I ain't black, ain't got no rhythm...

I would have been fine if I'd had had the foresight to wear a belt, or to pull my trousers up a bit before I dropped into the splits. Eek, I was in the physics lobby doing the splits when the head of the department came through smiling.

Oh, it was fun, I guess I just needed to unwind after the results. Meh, it's one of the few times I've been to a club type thing.

I must see you doing the splits!

There are some pictures floating round Facebook if I remember correctly.

I don't see anything, not even the underwear ones now..

Lol I'll teach you. Assuming we ever coem across each other in real life.

Well, the underwear ones are still very much there! (That sounds terribly slutty on my part. **blushes**) But I can't find the splits ones, eek, someone will probably retag me soon.

Oh we will

And I can put both my legs behind my head, ala Kate Moss:


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/3mossSPL_468x666.jpg

Hmmm, those photos must be hiding from me I guess..

Lol, they've no need to hide you've seen them already. I'd have them as my avatar if it wouldn't get me banned.

But still, I need to perv somewhere!

Edit: I guess I can perv at that guy that stars in a show on E4 I forgot the name of! Him or that fat guy he's growing on me now

**adds two more**

Mein beysharaam hoon.