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Bubbles*de*Milo
My mum made me clean underneath my bed (horror), so I'm half underneath and sweep my hands across and out rolls an empty bottle of vodka, just as my mum enters the room.

No idea how it got there tbh, WASN'T mine! And I presume it wasn't my 9 year old sisters... :confused:

Perfect timing! Blame it on the vodka fairy.:p:

The only thing in my room I wouldn't want my mother to see are condoms; not that that matters much now since she found one of those free packs of condoms and lube in my trousers that I'd left by my door to be laundered. Cringe was NOT the word.:no:
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fleur_de_haine
Perfect timing! Blame it on the vodka fairy.:p:

The only thing in my room I wouldn't want my mother to see are condoms; not that that matters much now since she found one of those free packs of condoms and lube in my trousers that I'd left by my door to be laundered. Cringe was NOT the word.:no:



Ach - :console:

Well, I'm fairly certain my mum thinks I'm still a virgin so that would be bloody difficult to explain away tbh.. :rolleyes:
hey QM-ers :wavey:
fleur_de_haine
Perfect timing! Blame it on the vodka fairy.:p:

The only thing in my room I wouldn't want my mother to see are condoms; not that that matters much now since she found one of those free packs of condoms and lube in my trousers that I'd left by my door to be laundered. Cringe was NOT the word.:no:

Rofl. I left my bullet on my bed, next to a bottle of lube, and my mum went in my room. She didn't say anything apart from how much I needed to clean this craphole...but I know she saw :cringe:
tami*
hey QM-ers


Hai :awesome: How are you?

Nitzy

Haha, not in our time. But tbh I don't think its that bad..


Compared to the WBB or FB building, the Fogg Building is a dump. And it doesn't help that it's next door to Asbestos Central :awesome:

Bubbles*de*Milo
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I was round your end of town today :shifty:
Democracy
Hai :awesome: How are you?

:wavey:i'm alright, super hungry though:yum: fasting and stuff:moon:
what about ur good self, how're u?
Democracy
Hai :awesome: How are you?



Compared to the WBB or FB building, the Fogg Building is a dump. And it doesn't help that it's next door to Asbestos Central :awesome:



I was round your end of town today :shifty:



Whereabouts?
Bubbles*de*Milo
Ach - :console:

Well, I'm fairly certain my mum thinks I'm still a virgin so that would be bloody difficult to explain away tbh.. :rolleyes:

It's fine, she already thought/thinks I'm a whore. I hasten to add that it's so not true.:frown:
SuperSam_Fantastiche
Rofl. I left my bullet on my bed, next to a bottle of lube, and my mum went in my room. She didn't say anything apart from how much I needed to clean this craphole...but I know she saw :cringe:

Lol @ me not knowing what a bullet was.

My mum just said 'I put your...things, in that bag!'. Smiled and walked away. I suppose it didn't help things that there was a picture of a big old naked black man on one side.:no:
tami*
hey QM-ers :wavey:

**waves**

Ramadhan mubarak.
fleur_de_haine
**waves**

Ramadhan mubarak.

haha thanks :h: you too!

are most people here going into second year?
tami*
haha thanks :h: you too!

are most people here going into second year?

Meeeeeee :h:
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fleur_de_haine
See, the problem with being the only teatotal person in my groupd of 'friends' is that fact that I end up being put 'in charge' of metering how much they drink, and then getting them all home. For example, whilst I usually tell my friend when he's had enough, the one night I was ever so slightly distracted he ended up vomitting all over himself, and a rather tasty guy, on Oxford Street. That was an early night that shouldn't have been.:no:


Oh dear.. Well I was thinking of banning people can't keep control of their bladder like that little kid did to the backseat of my car urgh!
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tami*
haha thanks :h: you too!

are most people here going into second year?


I'm going into my third year yay...
tami*
haha thanks :h: you too!

are most people here going into second year?

Third for me.:p:
Nitzy
Oh dear.. Well I was thinking of banning people can't keep control of their bladder like that little kid did to the backseat of my car urgh!

If someone wet himself in my car I'd be uber pissed off! I made my vomitting friend sit on my hoody whilst I drive him home. What a skank!
Nitzy
Oh dear.. Well I was thinking of banning people can't keep control of their bladder like that little kid did to the backseat of my car urgh!

Haha. That happened to me at work. someone came over to the st john ambulance tent and was so sh*tfaced he couldn't speak. I sat him down on my chair while I called a first aider over to bring him a sick bowl, while he pissed in my chair. Bastard.
aah cool, it's going to be my first :biggrin: just finished up with my gap year :woo: can't wait!
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Democracy

Compared to the WBB or FB building, the Fogg Building is a dump. And it doesn't help that it's next door to Asbestos Central :awesome:


Well WB was only built a few years ago, so it has to be nicer! Lol, and geog building isn't next to Foggs the old chemistry building is in between! :p:
tami*
aah cool, it's going to be my first :biggrin: just finished up with my gap year :woo: can't wait!

Oh nice! What are you going to be studying?

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